When you have reached the breaking point, and have now gone bald from malding. There's is no point in returning, you have now gone full on cueball.
by Dawntesskekw March 16, 2022
Get the Mald Zeromug. A word used in order to dismiss someone's valid complaints, usually directed at something the user is overly attached to.
"I'm just saying, the overall quality of the franchise took a nosedive ever since they learnt they didn't have to put effort in to get sales."
"lol, stop malding."
"dammit. you're right. i forgot i'm meant to blindly consume whatever media is presented before me. thanks for the reminder."
"lol, stop malding."
"dammit. you're right. i forgot i'm meant to blindly consume whatever media is presented before me. thanks for the reminder."
by The_Stonefish June 22, 2022
Get the Maldmug. A term coined by the chat of the Twitch streamer Forsen describing the process of getting worse at video games the older you become. It is a combination of the words "bad", "mad" and "bald".
by MrSam007 June 9, 2019
Get the Maldnessmug. "Mald" is a word used mostly by little Roblox faggots who only play Naruto games, Rogue lineage or Deepwoken. Mald/Malding means you are angry to the point of which you are balding.
Regular player: Bro this game sucks, that move is completely unbalanced.
Morbidly obese Deepwoken player: Mald about it kid.
Morbidly obese Deepwoken player: Mald about it kid.
by ohnahbro May 10, 2022
Get the Maldmug. 
When a virgin realizes that he will never get the girl of his dreams and begins to show signs of anger as a result. This is common among individuals who express romantic interest in individuals who are drawn and/or animated, which will result in the person getting rejected. Individuals who express interest in anime characters, drawings, V-Tubers, game characters, or any form of a character that does not exist in the real physical world will begin to "mald" if they cannot get the hearts of those non-realistic characters they so desperately desire.
This is also the case with individuals who firmly believe that they are better than others (supercilious), and proceed to get put in their place either in an embarrassing or humiliating fashion - and will result in those individuals also expressing signs of anger and resentment as a result.
This is also the case with individuals who firmly believe that they are better than others (supercilious), and proceed to get put in their place either in an embarrassing or humiliating fashion - and will result in those individuals also expressing signs of anger and resentment as a result.
"Bro, did you hear about Josh last night?"
"No, what happened to him? He seemed to be furious about something!"
"The V-tuber he had a crush on turned out to be a dude with a voice changer on lol"
"Oh he must be malding right now!"
"No, what happened to him? He seemed to be furious about something!"
"The V-tuber he had a crush on turned out to be a dude with a voice changer on lol"
"Oh he must be malding right now!"
by El_Doolin December 6, 2021
Get the Maldingmug. Mald is when someone sucks at a game and gets so mad that they start to pull their hair out and go bald while simultaneously punching holes in their walls.
In short, someone being shat on in a game that they are dog shit at and raging
In short, someone being shat on in a game that they are dog shit at and raging
qqb11ar: You been coming back trying to kill me and every time you try you die for the last 15 mins
Mech: He's Mald
Leave: Says the angle that was arguing about us using the ladders to escape you, that's literally their purpose.
Chrispy (The Owner): THAT'S THEIR PURPOSE?!
Leave: well on my that the
Mech: He's Mald
Leave: Says the angle that was arguing about us using the ladders to escape you, that's literally their purpose.
Chrispy (The Owner): THAT'S THEIR PURPOSE?!
Leave: well on my that the
by qqb11ar May 8, 2022
Get the Maldmug.