No Makeup December

Something that “the boys” made up after failing No Nut November because they’re horny fucks. You do not need to participate because this is another way to “please men” and both boys and girls can wear makeup.

Boy: take off your makeup
Girl: no, fuck off

No Makeup December was meant to be when girls don’t wear makeup for a full month, but that’s not their choice.

by nobodytoyou November 10, 2020

Man makeup

When a dude cums all over his girl's face.

Before going out, Gus applied his man makeup all over Bridget's face!

by Glass Saddle January 14, 2007

makeup pretty

a woman who looks good as long as she's wearing heavy makeup.

Da'Nell: That new girl, what's her name, Val? She sure looks fine.

Perkins: Man I've seen her up close. she's makeup pretty.
Without her makeup on, she would look like the south end of a north bound mule.

Darryl: Yeah, one with a shaved asshole.

by hoofster December 15, 2009

makeup

Products that many people of all genders (most often females) wear to enhance thier features,feel more confident,conceal unwanted blemishes/eye bags etc.,and express thierselfs.there are many different reasons one might choose to wear makeup since everyone is different.Some might not me 100% happy with thier look,some might want to attract others,or just hide some pesky blemishes.But usually they aren't doing it for anyone but thierselfs despite what others think.

Rob:hey Sydney,why do you wear makeup

Sydney:because it boots my confidence and I like being sparkly
Rob:really? Because I think it's because you like someone
Sydney:lol not really.I mean at first it was because you made fun of my acne but I've moved pass that
Rob:Oh I see right through your false advertising,your probably too ugly to do anything without makeup slut

and rob never slept with anyone ever again.The end.

by Localtrash December 18, 2016

makeup monkey

a girl that’s obsessed with caking on a ton of makeup to hide an otherwise blistering ugly ass face

i finally got that little bourgie bitch home to smash ,wake up i got played by a makeup monkey

by rev triggafinger June 16, 2019

Monday Makeup

When a girl wakes up on Monday feeling down (because it's Monday) and decides she looks ugly (when she looks fine) so wears slightly too much makeup in an effort to feel better. The excess makeup doesn't necessarily make her look bad, but it is just more noticeable.

She looks cute.

You think? Monday Makeup if you ask me.

by LaBruhn Jaymes July 23, 2015

No Makeup March

A time period between the first and last day of the third month in the year where a person chooses to not wear makeup. Also used as an insult to explain one's ugliness.

Typical Ashley: Yeah, that girl over there is soooo disgusting. Must be one of those no makeup March hoes.

by StereotypicalUrbanDictionaryHo February 22, 2019