National Maid Day

National Maid Day happens on June 5th where everyone has to dress like a maid.

"Bro do you know what day it is?"
"No what?"
"It's National Maid Day! Let's go be gay and say baka"
"Jerry what the fuck it wrong with you"

by GuysMaidThingIsJustAPhase May 3, 2021

french maid

A maid who wears a fuckn sexy outfit whil cleaning my stuf

i hired a french maid becuz pornhob got blockd

by realOGlord420 November 18, 2013

sissy maid

A sissified boy or man willing to work as a kitchen maid, laundry mail, scullery maid, woman's maid or housemaid. Often submissive in nature, a sissy maid may easily be convinced to wear a dress or maid's uniform in which to perform "her" sissy duties.

When she discovered how subservient he was, she gave him a long list of daily, weekly and monthly chores to perform. He became her sissy maid, and she rewarded his slavish devotion. She allowed him to slowly earn a proper maid's outfit complete with frilly underthings and a pretty pinafore apron in which to experience the drudgery of never-ending housework.

by Garielle July 9, 2006

the household maid witnessed it all

A less-than-well-known joke about Fereydoon's stalker (the household maid) from the game Wild ARMs 5. The "household maid" is a creepy woman who watched (or "witnessed", as she says) Fereydoon and Lucille spending some "quality time" with each other, and tells the person playing the game all about it. It's an easter egg, so very few people who have played the game actually know about it.

Outside of the WA5 cult, this phrase can be used to cause awkward silences.

Original Phrase: I witnessed it all... Fereydoon the Sentinel and a maid from Lady Diana's mansion, having tea and getting VERY cozy with each other...

Example of use in real life:

Mom: What were you doing up there with your girlfriend?

Your older brother: Uh...watching a movie?

Your younger sister, who was in the other room and heard it all: The household maid witnessed it all.

by zolo1243 December 16, 2008

old maid

a woman who has passed the age at which women typically marry (for the first time) and/or have children without doing either (derogatory term; "maid" is short for "maiden" meaning "virgin", and stems from the former presumption that a woman who had neither married nor had children was a virgin)

My mother had an old maid aunt who lived with my mother's parents.

by N'Awlins Contrarian March 31, 2010

old maid

when a woman never gets married.

she will die an old maid

by cece818 September 28, 2005

catboy maid

hot sexy maid catboy

"Hey look at that hot catboy maid"

by catboy supremacist December 28, 2020