The Manatee Effect

When Oneself Is So Substandard He/She Is Considered To Be Adorable And Or Attractive.

Hey That Judd Character Is Pretty Cute!
No See, He Just Has The Manatee Effect Goin For Him
The What?
Manatee Effect. When He Looks Like A Sloth From The Goonies, But Is Cute Because Of His Extensive Hideousness

Like A Manatee.

by Doucheon Mandick!! March 6, 2010

Macatee

a teacher who is suspected to be a rapist and a child mallestor!

here comes Macatee runn from himm!!!!!

by rawrr sup dawgg June 17, 2008

battle manatee

A manatee with spiked battle armor ready to kill AAAALLLLLL!

a battle manatee is a manatee in a bloody dooom jousting compotition

by lizard0004 February 6, 2008

Manatee bomb

a bomb that is concealed in the womb of female manatees so that it can pass into enemy waters unoticed. the bomb is hard to detect due to manatees already being fat beyond all belief. Bombs can be atomic bombs if nessisary.

The skilled general used a manatee bomb to destroy unsuspecting tourists.

by fred the tapeworm April 28, 2005

manatees o' war

trillions of battle manatees all in a losing war agins boats also not related in any way to man o' war NONE YOU HEAR ME NO RELATION by the way these go a lot faster than a regular battle manatee they have better armor as well not to metion they can take out a well armored SUBMARINE WITH ONE VOLLEY OF MANATEE FURY!!!!

the manatees o' war will destroy you and crush your boat with their vegitarian wrath!

by lizard0004 February 8, 2008

Manatee bomb

Contrary to popular belief, the Manatee bomb is actually lingo among the african american society for Oprah's astronomical ego which may or may not surpass the ego of Kanye West.

obese American 1: "Dude, Oprah just told me she can walk on water!!"

obese American 2: "Nah man, that's just Oprah dropping the Manatee bomb"

by Trev^2 July 30, 2006

She-Yeti Manatee

A very large beastly person whom wants to be a cougar but to old and frumpy to pull it off, one who tries to squeeze into clothes a few sizes smaller and looks like an overstuffed sausage with hail damage. She usually gives real good bad advice on relationships as a single has been. This is usually a female type with a epic fail name. She is a person whom is held together mentally by prescription drugs.

Oops! "She-yeti Manatee" has done it again, why does'nt she get fired already!

by Styledogg August 10, 2010