That's magpie bro

When a hoe is lying to your face :(
I've been hurt

Them: 'that car was yellow bro, I swear'
Me: 'no that's magpie bro, it was cream'

by Majestic Meats June 18, 2021

Magpie

A person who takes other people's stuff and is playfully violent.

person 1: she always takes my hat and hits me with it
person 2: dude she's a magpie

by anonymous March 29, 2022

MagPie

Vibrator, for your Vagina. Also useable , if your vagina is wet like my spearmed D*CK. Buy the Magpie right now! Just for 99£

Oh no my Vagina is wet as fuck. WHERE IS MY MAGPIE?

by Li3ral0v3r May 16, 2018

Magpie Mentality

Magpie Mentality in recruitment refers to the behaviour of serial appliers—candidates who apply indiscriminately to every job they see, driven by a compulsive attraction to new or “shiny” opportunities, regardless of their relevance or suitability. This scattergun approach often signals poor career focus, a lack of commitment, and raises red flags for recruiters and hiring managers who view such behaviour as inconsistent, unreliable, and ultimately unhirable.

I thought she was serious about the marketing role, but then she applied for a forklift driver job the same day—total magpie mentality.

by CtrlForSanity July 21, 2025

Magpie

Vibrator, For your vagina. Opposite of Condom. Also useable to clean ur vagina. (If its bloody)

Oh no my small Vagina is wet. WHERE'S MY MAGPIE?

by Li3ral0v3r May 16, 2018

Magpie

A person, especially a woman, who is attractive but who's personality is garbage. Attractive coloring but a bitch/jerk.

"That girl is hot."
"Too bad she's a Magpie."

by EvilErnieSSK October 8, 2020