Gettin' Me Mallet

When you hype up a dance circle but leave before it starts

This dance circle is amazing - I can't believe Connor was gettin' me mallet!

by MyDensity August 24, 2019

timmy mallet

a crazy mother fucker

ignore him, he's a timmy mallet

by tipsy March 10, 2004

manlet

A guy defending/taking side of a dumb third-wave-feminist.

“John is such a manlet. Did you see how he was protesting in a Male privilege rally?.

by HaduWek November 19, 2018

bondage mallet

1)A mallet, or other hammer-like object used to inflict pain upon a willing BDSM participant.

2)Critical phrase used in the world-wide chart-topping song "Hit Me With Your Bondage Mallet". (It's nice to be a lunatic, hit me, hit me.)

A - Hit me with your bondage mallet?

B - Yup

by The Seventh Si December 29, 2004

Meat Mallet

When a man slaps a woman in the face with his penis.

"That guy I met last night gave me a meat mallet"

by chelsea G July 30, 2006

Timmy Mallett

Timmy Mallett is one of the biggest assholes in the world, in the same way France is the asshole of Europe Timmy Mallett is the asshole of television.

Anybody who thinks dressing up like Elton John on meth is funny is not only very mistaken but also a cunt.

I'm Timmy Mallett look at my funny hat and glasses! IM A CUNT!

by ohhiteng December 9, 2008

Mapletoe

Pussy juice

I smacked the mapletoe out of Dan's mama last night

by Gangster1011 May 28, 2009