mystic potato

1# What you call someone who is really cool or has good vibes.

2# Nickname for friend or significant other.

1# Whoa dude look at abby, she is such a mystic potato!
2# Hey my mystic potato how you doin?

by Doggydoggboi February 26, 2023

mystic pineapple

A beastly fruit bent on world domination.

News anchor: Today, mysticpineapple took over the world. Back to you steve.

by adn May 13, 2005

Mystic Messenger

This games makes you realize that you’re not straight when you notice how Jaehee’s route is the most calm of them all and how Rika is the most interesting character. Instead of being attracted to the male characters, they might simply just give you gender envy. You might experience some comphet in the beginning because “I can fix him”. But yeah Mystic Messenger is amazing 10/10 would spend 75$ for Saeran route.

When first downloading: ohhh look fun mystery chat game :)
Mystic messenger: come chat with pretty boys!! And a pretty girl!! And RUIN YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE. Did you eat yet?
Me:…

Rika and Jaehee: exists
Me: gay

Also me: starts choosing the “But I’m not a girl” option in the prologue chatroom. Y’know just a as a joke. Totally. #stillcisthough ??

Game tried to make me love Jumin and V but instead I love them shipped together

Saeran best boy

by genderfluid so its always gay November 28, 2021

Mystic Island

A really trashy town in NJ. Everyone who lives there are poor (except if they live on the water, those people are kinda rich) and are on welfare and poverty-stricken.

There are two sections. Mystic (the real mystic) is on the waterfront and all the tiny shacks (that are expensive cuz they're on the water) there are being torn down to build these giant 5-story mansions on pilings (piers).

The second area is Upland Mystic (the poser mystic). The people there think they are cool when they aren't at all (poor people are NOT cool). The crime there is SO high that whenever you see the police log in the newspaper, all the police calls are about people getting arrested in Upland Mystic. There's alot of shooting, stabbing, and drug dealing. The houses are run down, they have no grass, and the cars are all on cinderblocks. If one of those houses were to be torn down, all the property values in the whole state would skyrocket.

Ooooo, I'm SO cool and I'm from Mystic Island!!! Oyeaaa!!!!!

by Oh so cool March 8, 2007

mystic dick

the most rare of all forms, fuck the 7th wonder of the world it is greater and bigger.
the mystic dick is much more superior to a normal phallus.

there is only one specimen and apparently the mystic dick was originated in oregon.

*****UPDATE*****

this mystic dick has relocated to Pacific Beach near San Diego.

quit using that penis pump! you will never become the mystic dick!

by shits real nig June 22, 2009

Mystic-Man

Mystic Man is extremely athletic, strong in strength, and spirit. He is very bonded with his spirit. Every plan made something always gets in his way. Mystic Man also had no determined fate.

The fate of Kevin is like a Mystic-Man, his actions are mysterious.

by K.Kirk1 September 9, 2016

mystic island

a really crappy town with morons and scumbags that have nothing to do but sit around wawa thinking there cool when there losers so hardcore. this town is horrible never come here ever and if you did never come again.

if you see people walkin on the street of mystic RUNNNNN!!! might pop a 9 in your bitch ass.

by the legendary January 13, 2004