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You totally love my E-penis.

When someone loves your internet penis, which actually doesn't even exist but you say it to degrade people.
Don't even play, you know you totally love my E-penis.
by Jaimey September 22, 2005
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I watched my grandpa say penis

It was a sad day, that day. I, Youngboy Never Broke Again, watched my grandpa say penis.
"I watched my grandpa say penis". "Damn bro, nice cock btw."
by bbq bacon burger December 25, 2022
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My penis

I have a micro penis. My penis is the size of a ant
by My Micro Penis May 25, 2021
mugGet the My penismug.

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
mugGet the bend my penis in my buttmug.

Twerking on my penis

A really funny although sexual response to someone who had talked bad or a expression used when you want to be funny with someone or something.
Don’t say this around or to minors for obvious reasons.
Shabnam the Wengie twerking on my penis!
One fell off and she got my testicles!
by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025
mugGet the Twerking on my penismug.
.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
mugGet the .9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.mug.

my penis

yo dude my penis is so big!
by insane lesbian furry November 20, 2022
mugGet the my penismug.

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