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UGH MY Penis

by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019
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you want my penis

one of the most iconic lines said by the incredible youtuber Mini Ladd (Craig Thompson)
by wellthatsad January 13, 2020
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THESE KIDS KEEP LANDING ON MY PENIS

ARHHHGHGGHHH
THESE KIDS KEEP LANDING ON MY PENIS Joshua said whilst raping a porky pine in france arrrrhhhhhghhg(69)
by Willyholeszz November 1, 2020
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bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
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(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
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I found my penis

the discoverey of your penile
by The smallest of the peeps June 17, 2024
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Twerking on my penis

A really funny although sexual response to someone who had talked bad or a expression used when you want to be funny with someone or something.
Don’t say this around or to minors for obvious reasons.
Shabnam the Wengie twerking on my penis!
One fell off and she got my testicles!
by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025
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.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
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