muffin

a word for some one very cute and sweet. only in my opinion btw.

he is my muffin

by strange February 20, 2004

muffin

someone you have a secret crush on

iv'e got myself a muffin

by Tom Bartlett June 26, 2006

muffin

A person's sexual innocence, not necessarily technical virginity.

"She stole my heart and my muffin in the same day."

"I want your muffin."

by Miss S. Sirhan February 26, 2004

Muffin

A response to the question, "whats up" or "what are you doing" from someone who may or maynot be eating a muffin.

"What are you doing?"
"Muffin"

by boob April 25, 2004

muffin

A girls pussy, usually hairy.

"I grabbed her muffin/muff."

by Diego August 18, 2003

muffin

a classic name of your local drug dealer to keep things under cover with out saying his real name

"did muffin get any more crack in lately?"
"who is muffin?"
"dave, dave asked me to call him muffin from now on"

by guch strap francis nicholls April 9, 2006

Muffin

n. A code used in conversation that is between two people to leave the third person out of the loop that they are actually talking about him/her.

Radio; So man, I can get a girl to fuck tonight for sure. But she's a little more.. bigger..

Jeff; How much bigger?

Radio; She is here now, let's have a code for a yes and no

Jeff; Muffin is bad and cupcake is good.
<i>ugly woman drivers up and comes out of car, Jeff turns to Radio with frown and eyes closed.</i>
Jeff; MUFFIN!

by muffinaresogross=[ May 2, 2009