Mossy

Old, decrepit, outdated, or unused. It's as if it's been sitting neglected somewhere, gathering moss.

"I was going through my closet and found this mossy old wig."

"This mossy app needs to be updated."

"The mossiest regulations made by the mossiest people."

by dealt a ruin September 7, 2025

Mossi

A man with incredible side dick

on my god what a mossi

by Sh4ynk January 4, 2024

mossy

when something is “sick” and “swag”

those new shoes are very mossy my guy

by sydawg April 12, 2021

Mossy

When you just have a lot on your mind and it gets fuzzy or when your faded from drugs or booze

I’m feeling mossy right now.

My minds all mossy from smoking.

by LalalalLlama April 24, 2025

Mossy dew drop

A guy with facial hair is having morning sex with his woman and she has an 80's bush, after he finishes he then goes down on her until his face and her bush glistens with both his and her juices.

My beard is so soft today, must have been that mossy dew drop. But boy is has some stank.

by 911Mongo June 7, 2019

Mossy Log

A joint sprayed with terpenes and dipped in kief.

Connor: Just rolled a fat mossy log
Ricky: Damn let’s go smoke it

by Sherbanged December 2, 2023

Mossy Pond

While f**king a girl, while you are about to blow your man juices, you pull out and cum on her pubes and matte them down, creating a pond like effect

I totally mossy pond your mother last night.

by mossypondtaper November 5, 2012