mooch

Phil Partin...*trails off* see also: CartoonChess

1:Hey Matt wheres Mooch?
2:Last I saw that white boy he was playin the funky music of the heezy fosheez-
1:Nevermind..I see him..MOOCHIE!

by §tar September 29, 2003

Mooch

This can be defined in many ways. One of those being a person that steals your kill. That is the most basic, but there is also a person that comes in after a battle and pumps about one round of SMG into you and you die. Another definition of mooch is a person that takes all of your answers and somehow ends up getting a better grade than you.

Mooch:n:The biggest noob that every one hates and needs to learn to play a game as a legit person or just get your ass off of the game.

"You goddamn mooch!!!! I shot you like ten thousand times!!"
"Uh oh here comes _______ hes gonna kill you with the ultimate noob combo"
"I swear if you mooch this kill I wil rape your ass so hard that you will never return to this game again!"

by spence aka. LiveBlue93 December 2, 2007

Mooch

The Biggest Goon Alive, This person is also Raw as a MuthaFxcka

Mooch is Raw

by MoochisRaw January 24, 2011

Mooch

Quite possibly the best gamer that ever lived.

Person A: So I played against Mooch last night.

Person B: Oh yeah? How'd that go?

Person A: Well, you know, it's Mooch. So I stood no chance.

by KGB4EV3R July 15, 2011

mooch

a guy who goes to your wedding and doesn't give you a gift and/or a guy who keeps all the money from an NCAA pool

That mooch screwed me out of a wedding gift

by g money August 8, 2003

mooch

Mathew Hunter Cullen

My friend came over today and he Mathew Cullened all my food! What a Mooch.

by Scott & Justin January 12, 2009

mooch

A coach who is essentially worthless to a young, inexperienced team. On the other hand he might adequately take an experienced team to the play-offs; however only if he stays out of the way and doesn't force his limp wristed offense down their throats.

The Detroit Lions had a coach nick named mooch

by XlgRev October 18, 2007