by soapingot November 1, 2022

The guy from Metal Gear Rising that lectures you about fucking Among Us and memes.
If you didn't learn to parry from blade wolf, this mf's boutta teach you
If you didn't learn to parry from blade wolf, this mf's boutta teach you
monsoon: MEMES, THE DNA OF THE SOUL
by The Fucking Mailman May 11, 2022

One of the 9 bosses in the game Metal Gear Rising. His boss fight is very parry intensive, so parry his attacks or get good at the game.
You parry by moving your joystick a bunch toward an enemy or spam W toward an enemy and pressing the Light attack on your mouse or controller.
Once dealing enough damage to him he'll jump up onto a pillar, stopping you from hitting him until the attack is over, and then he jumps down to fight you again but you can now attack him, oh wait I lied, he uses his magnetic powers to dodge your attacks until you eventually stun him and hit him on the head in blade mode.
And not to forget his famous line he says before the battle, "Memes, The DNA of the soul."
You parry by moving your joystick a bunch toward an enemy or spam W toward an enemy and pressing the Light attack on your mouse or controller.
Once dealing enough damage to him he'll jump up onto a pillar, stopping you from hitting him until the attack is over, and then he jumps down to fight you again but you can now attack him, oh wait I lied, he uses his magnetic powers to dodge your attacks until you eventually stun him and hit him on the head in blade mode.
And not to forget his famous line he says before the battle, "Memes, The DNA of the soul."
Person 1: Hey bro, can you tell me how to how to beat Monsoon from Metal Gear: Rising?
Person 2: Yeah, just parry like your life depends on it.
Person 2: Yeah, just parry like your life depends on it.
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