A seemingly counter-intuitive school of thought emphasizing the importance of the present. Moke philosophy was founded by the legendary Elder Archimandrite Mokentius himself soon after attaining enlightenment under the shade of a protractor. This profound philosophy encourages clarity of mind, skillful focus on any given task, and a general sense of ease in life affirmed by the central tenets of "Don't Care" and "Tough Shit", often abbreviated as "DC" and "TS" to avoid offending the more delicate among his tutelage.

Mr. Moke often motivates his students with the allure of material wealth and affluence in order to get them to strive for their utmost best every waking moment.

Mr. Moke: "Sarah whats the difference between triangle A and triangle B?"
Sarah: "Nothing"
Mr. Moke: "Looks like someone has been subscribing to Moke Philosophy!"
Student 4: "Whaaa?"
(Mr. Moke shakes his head and precedes to write TS on the whiteboard)

Moke Philosophy by SuperUber255 January 16, 2019

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moke wed

moke wed is when you eat medical and safe mariwana under god's wishes.

person 1: "bro i just moke wed"
person 2: "i hope you did it in the lord's name"

moke wed by mokeforjesus November 29, 2018

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Moke Room

An temporarily unoccupied room in the upstairs of a row home usually rented out, but while no renters are renting, it is used exclusively for hot boxing with a bunch of your friends. Butt fucking is optional, but to be expected.

Person A- "Hey, a bunch of us are going to hit up the Moke Room."

Person B- "Nah man, i heard that people are gonna come look at it soon to rent it."

Person A- "We don't care. Moke Room."

Person's C through F- "Fuck yeah! Moke room!"

Moke Room by The biggest bootied bitch January 1, 2012

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moke snap

A bit of marijuana, and tobaccofrom a cigarette loaded up in a smoking device such as a bong and taken together that will fuck the user UP.

1. Hey, whats say we kick it on back to my pad, bump some Mac Dre and do a moke snap?
2. We did moke snaps in Jimbo's room and got hella high.

moke snap by zayyy January 7, 2007

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