The state of being a fucking milf.
HISTORY: Originally coined by Mr. Erickson while on combat duty with his buddy Scott, who later went on to study at pretegious Ivy League Schools.
HISTORY: Originally coined by Mr. Erickson while on combat duty with his buddy Scott, who later went on to study at pretegious Ivy League Schools.
by The One and Only Mr. Dubbs March 6, 2008
Get the Milftacular mug.Term used to describe a fine looking woman, usually in her early to late 30s, who is of an age you'd think is appropriate for her to have children, and therefore seemingly appear as being a MILF , yet she may in fact not have any offspring whatsoever.
In any case, she generally conforms to the stereotypical image and or habits of a MILF, can be seen frequenting with actual MILFs and/or areas with high MILF population density. Therefore, you, as the usual guy that proudly thinks mainly with your own penis and keeping this woman's MILFable status in mind, you would consider it as good deed for you if you knocked her up and promoted her to official MILF status, while ditching her ass as soon as there's any signs of her being pregnant with your kid.
In any case, she generally conforms to the stereotypical image and or habits of a MILF, can be seen frequenting with actual MILFs and/or areas with high MILF population density. Therefore, you, as the usual guy that proudly thinks mainly with your own penis and keeping this woman's MILFable status in mind, you would consider it as good deed for you if you knocked her up and promoted her to official MILF status, while ditching her ass as soon as there's any signs of her being pregnant with your kid.
Perv 1:"Dude, did you see that bitch over there? What a MILF!"
Perv 2:"Oh, her? That's Mary Jane Rottencrotch. She doesn't have any kids"
Perv 1:"Shit, for real?!?!? Excellent! That bitch is definitely MILFable then!"
Perv 2:"Indeed"
Perv 2:"Oh, her? That's Mary Jane Rottencrotch. She doesn't have any kids"
Perv 1:"Shit, for real?!?!? Excellent! That bitch is definitely MILFable then!"
Perv 2:"Indeed"
by pilotperv July 11, 2009
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When a young male spends too much time in the presence of an older lady, possibly a friend of his Ma or someone he works with in the vain hope she will decide to seduce him and give him a sexual experience that only an 'experienced lady' can.
The male will be late teens or early twenties and will brag about an extensive sexual history of attractive women, but will in reality have had sloppy sex with ugly to average girls in clubs who have already slept with his mates.
The male will be late teens or early twenties and will brag about an extensive sexual history of attractive women, but will in reality have had sloppy sex with ugly to average girls in clubs who have already slept with his mates.
Hey Rob have you seen Chris hanging around the secretary's office again? He's been MILFing a lot this week!
by Conian February 2, 2010
Get the MILFing mug.I dont know how he does it but when it comes to getting layed that boy can deal, he must be a milfionaire by now.
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by evrready February 26, 2006
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Get the MILFITAV mug.Miliani is the best person ever she is such a gorgeous girl with the best personality in the world she's so pretty and people are always jealous of her trying to make her down about herself and boys obsess over her so they say mean things.
damn is that a miliani
by JILIANI4LIFE May 3, 2019
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