Midget

Some one who is under (and i have reshrched this fact) 4' 8" is a midget. a drawf is under 4'2". I am 4' 10" which is not legally a midget to qualify for certien benifits. So all you mother fuckers who think i a m one FUCK OFF YOU WANKER!

Valerie is a white midget, with a black chicks ass! Yeah Boy!

by Jeremy (i.e. midget, i.e., hey butter wanna play lord of the rings?) November 24, 2004

midget

short people with alot drinking issues and works at freak show as side attretion

look at midget he always drunk

by jason mcroja September 15, 2005

midget

-an interestingly annoying creature who does nothing but follow people around and repeating after them.
-usually is only 4 feet tall, with serious bucked front teeth and a shrieking laughter to boot

That midget classmate of mine is so annoying I'm not surprised if her mum decided to haul her onto the oncoming train.

by errkk January 4, 2005

Midget

A very stubby armed, stubby legged person who needs to go through a taffy stretcher

Midget: *walks into a gardening store and taps on a person who works there* "e-excuse me.. wheres your miracle grow?"

by BeautyFag123 May 9, 2014

midget

freakishly short people, dwarfs, often hilarious.

midgetisism has various types and intensities.

HAHAHAHAHA that midget is hilarious. (said by me while watching man show)

by justin March 27, 2004

midget

A man of small stature...

...Thomas Brock Jones

Guy 1: Holy shit that dude's a midget!

Guy 2: Yea He's like a little Brock Jones

by NG-6 February 22, 2008

midget

a person that eats ur pie and ur cookies and ur brain!!! someone u need to kill!!! they are evil!!!

kill that midget its evil!!!

by midget hater June 6, 2005