messiah the great

Might be one of the best kings in the entire universe. Though his rival The rock king aka me can say otherwise

"I DONT ONLY WANT JUSTICE! I WANT MESSIAH THE GREAT!" peasant replied

by THE ROCK KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING September 29, 2021

messiah the great

may be one of the greatest emperors in the universe, though his arch rival the rock king aka me can say otherwise

"I DONT ONLY WANT JUSTICE! I WANT MESSIAH THE GREAT!

by THE ROCK KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING September 29, 2021

messiah sanford

A kid who goes to the School of Engineering and Sciences and who's hands are super sweaty for no reason.

Messiah Sanford's hands are so sweaty
I know right he is such a Bozo!
SMH my head

by BruhF1sh March 21, 2022

messiah slut

A dumb blond that likes anal sex behind churches.

The blonde went to the church is a messiah slut

by Dr deadpool May 6, 2018

messiah healing sabbath church

messiah healing sabbath church, a noun; name of a church

The interested messiah healing sabbath church scheduled attending sabbathday prayer every 7day of the week.

by Sabbathuse April 16, 2020

messiah mike

(a): mike
(b): 6 months for a class a
(c): future president
(4): leader of his cult

“messiah mike is just a different feen”

by JoergeBidenThe6th June 19, 2023

Messiah'd

Messiah’d (verb):
To lure an audience into a high-concept, morally dense narrative; encourage deep speculation and emotional investment; then abruptly cancel without resolution, leaving viewers spiritually stranded and mildly feral.

Messiah'd:

“I’m not starting that show until I know it won’t get Messiah’d.”

“Oh, they cancelled it on a cliffhanger? Fully Messiah’d.”

“I have trust issues because I’ve been Messiah’d before.”

by Jane Kawarsky January 19, 2026