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Murkled

To get done in/owned/bumbaclarted/pwnd/face melted/murked/raped. Normally used in reference to situations in games during times of distress.
"Dude the Illuminate just murkled me" "yeh I know, proper bumbaclarted"

"We're about to get murkled!!"
by [DFA] March 8, 2010
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Merklefish

To say that someone got insulted, out done or beaten at an activity. (or Owned)
Also:Merklefished/ Merkle Fished

Also is the name of a warwick MC (MC MerkleFish)
"Owh mate you just got merklefished with that headshot i had on you!"

"Apparently Mc Lonewolf is going to clash with Mc MerkleFish?"

"That poker hand was the definition of Merklefish!"
by Andy.w May 17, 2009
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Markle Weather Report

When the the weather forecast is completely different to what is actually outside.
"That was a total Markle weather report last night, they said it was going to be sunny and 80 degrees, but its raining and 60, totally Markled"
by John Tetley January 4, 2022
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Markled

verb
past tense: markled

1. The sudden or unexpected loss of income, career or value due to association
2. Tricked or scammed by a narcissist.

verb
present participle: markling
1. the process of losing value due to association
2. the act of scamming or being scammed
1. After reciept of quarterly profit reports, the company realized it had been markled due to an employee's reputation.

2. One can easily be markled when motivated by celebrity or notoriety of another.
by WashYourHouseShoes March 12, 2023
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Merle

A man or a woman of great intelligence. Attributes include high intelligence, great personality, loyalty, and friendship. Comical sense of humor. Allergic to drama and loose women/men. Also, an old Irish name meaning " blackbird"
Merle is a pearl of a girl. Merle is a man of his word.
Merle is very smart.
by smoothe operator 16 October 20, 2010
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mertle'd

someone who gets drunk in less than an hour and passes out.
hahahah that kid just got here! wow he mertle'd that party!

hey did you hear about the kid that mertle'd the keg!?

wow what an idiot!
by Vaughn-Jay September 28, 2006
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markle

A verb:
1. to hit on a much younger girl
2. to hook up with a very dirty female
3. to smoke way too hookah and/or weed
4. To drink and to become beligerant and make everyone around you say "why do we hang out with this person"
5. to piss in a fridge
6. to get forget your entire night
7. to lie about a sex tape

8. to get your back ripped up by a hairy persian bear
9. to get uberslapped by a clean girl
10. to hookup with everyone of an ex's friends
11.
Kid 1: Dude you where hammered last night
Kid 2: i know, i think i markled
Kid 1: check your back to make sure
Kid 2: shit its torn up, damn persians
by friend #1 May 5, 2009
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