merd

a word only idiots use when they can’t spell nerd

sans attempted to call me a nerd but misspelled it and said merd

by lwjcisioekfix December 20, 2020

Merd

The WORST word in the English language. It is indescribably horrible and rude and never to be spoken. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK

He is the worst possible person in the world. He is a merd

by GovernmentOfficial123 June 27, 2023

Merde

An expression mainly used by dancers before they go onstage. It’s French for ‘shit’ but they say it anyway because it’s been a thing for over 100 years.

“Merde!” Said Shea before the prima ballerina made her way onstage.

by daffodil 🌼 February 23, 2020

Sale merde

A "sale merde" is someone like Edouard Faesch or Xavier Gasser, people who are des sales merdes

Edouard est une sale merde, ca c'est sûr !

by Hyuwasuto December 2, 2020

Merde

a personality that speaks french and hates mongolians

Guy: "AYO THAT GUY IS A MERDE"
Merde: "AY VOUS BAISE JE DETESTE LES MONGOLS"

by totally_not_a_merde October 15, 2021

shit la merde

An expression when things just aren't going right.

It's snowing again? Shit la merde.

by Gmdp January 19, 2019

merds!

A "merds" is a wild wild creature. She is very soft but denies it. SIMP. But everyone loves a cutie little merds, because her name is merds. Merds love to do her homework. Merds = Nerd. Don't give away a merd, she's special! Merd's love science and they have high aspirations in life (and good chemistry in bed ;))

"Merds what are you doing over there?"
"Im just being merds!"

by lo al day hay lu mad February 8, 2021