mentisan

The greatest creation ever made to solve any issue you'll ever have. This Bolivian blessing will keep your lips hydrated for lyfe.

Damn dude, you got some crusty dusty musty a** lips goin on right there

I know man, Jaylene broke up with me yesterday after I kissed them lips...

Hey fool, take this mentisan and get yo mojo back.

Ziggity ahh, Rodger that!

by Bonethugsnhabesha March 22, 2017

weed mentor

A person in your life (usually older than you by a few years) that takes you under their wing and teaches you all they know about marijuana. Lessons include: 'how to smoke', 'how to roll a joint', 'how to satisfy the munchies' and 'how to make your own bong'.

Duder 1: "So what are we doing here at your friends place?"

Duder 2: "Check this."

Duder 1: "Whoa dude is that what I think it is? I don't know how to use that."

Duder 2: "Don't worry man, I'll be your weed mentor."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

non compos mentis

Of latin origin literally meaning:
Not having control of ones mind, or being totally unique and the sort of person who makes you laugh

"Oh my god, he is suffering from non compos mentis but still kinda hot in an unstable way"

by Beefa August 3, 2007

mentor

1.(n) One who influences learning minds.
2.(vb) To influence a learning mind.
3.(prp n) The single position of master teacher held at the University of Cleav.(Fweeb the Mentor)

I love the influence of my mentor
I will mentor the ignorant.
The current Mentor of Cleav is Fweeb.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Mentourage

A group of three or more beta status men who follow around a single, usually attractive, woman wherever she goes.

Jessica knew she'd need to summon her mentourage if she was to go shopping this afternoon. After all, she did need someone to carry her bags for her.

by Mr. Stevens August 24, 2007

Mentors

A porno metal band that sounds like Black Sabbath meets Hustler magazine that formed in the late 70s. Originally fronted by a bald bearded beer gut voclist/drummer guy known as El Duce. Who later got ran over by a train and killed back in April 1997. Also in the band was Dr Heathen Scum on bass and Sickie Wifebeater on guitar. The Mentors biggest claim to fame was back in 1985 when somebody during the Tipper Gore's PMRC congressional hearings read the lycics to "Golden Showers", from the album "You Axed For It".

Dr Heathen Scum still continues the Mentors band with a whole new crew.

by Paul Della Valle July 1, 2004

Mentone

The little crackhole city past Redlands. Full of cool people who like to drink and smoke pot. If you are from Mentone, than you are definitely proud to say it.

When asked where you live at, you would reply: :"Mentone Beach Baby!"

by Dang! January 16, 2009