melony

a girls name, meaning "melon like or possesant of one or more of the qualities of a melon"

"who's that green husky chick over there?"

"oh thats just melony"

by emuofdoom November 20, 2007

Mellonballing

Microwaving a cantaloupe, cutting a hole in it, and thrusting in and out of the mellon until you ejaculate. Then cutting up said cantaloupe and serving it at a fancy cocktail party.

I don't know which part of mellonballing I enjoy the most. Preparing the dish, or watching the delight on the faces of the party goers as they enjoy the tasty hors d'oeuvre

by themellonchef February 12, 2018

Red Mellon

Ingesting too many Amphetamines followed by one large bong hit will result in the subjects face to become a deep red color. followed by fever like symptoms.

I can't go to class today, I've got the worst case of Red Mellon

by Seduders October 28, 2009

mellon rocked

Getting beat badly or something being complete destroyed

Dude, you got mellon rocked at halo.

by Slow88 August 1, 2006

mellon deprivation

not having the chance to squeze a female breast in some indeterminate period of time

I've been married to a flat-chested woman for so long I am in a state of mellon deprivation.

by bullet88 August 4, 2010

precious mellons

Yet another phrase for breasts. An extention of "mellons", coming by way of those crappy Precious Moments statuettes.

by Scoats May 9, 2003

Mellon

The elvish word for friend, used to open the door to the Mines of Moria.

Mellon.

by Scott Zion June 16, 2010