MILF Alert

When there is at least one MILF within a 50 foot radius.

Two man-friends at a bar:

Guy 1: Dude me and Jane totally boned for like 3 hours last night! It was so amaz-

Guy 2: OMG! MILF Alert!

(Both men stare at a classic MILF sitting at a nearby table)

by raytk12 July 11, 2010

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Chocolate Milf

Used as a noun. Also considered vulgar. In black history terms, a black mother I'd love to fuck.

"Damn, look at that chocolate milf!"

by FUQ!!! September 24, 2009

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MEILF • melf • milf hunter • melfie • meili • milf day • Meilani • meifei • Melfi • milfalicious

MILFALEOPARD

Its a female that is hot enough to be considered a MILF but not old enough to be a cougar...

young female in cougar training but hasnt met age limit, so is considered a milfaleopard

by young one in training June 5, 2011

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Milfag is an expression of describing airsoft players who go hardcore milsim and scream commands at you, they are normally very fat and out of shape and dont look like they would actually be in the military.

Dude this guys actually being an absolute milfag right now.

by Truceacred June 11, 2019

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Pro-Milf

Exceeding the level of milf, it is far beyond your expectations. Its someone with ginormous tits and ass and who loves dick whenever its offered. She tends to be a science teacher who flashes her boobs whenever she can at anyone. She wears HUGE fake finger nails and scratches her huge ass cleavage. She puts her nudes on a projector so the class can see.

Student 1: Look at that PRO-MILF!!!!
Student 2: Who the teacher?!?
Student 3: Yeah!!! Look at those HUGE TITS AND ASS!!!
Student 1: Is she flashing her tits this way.
PRO-MILF: Hey boys... You want me to show you biology?
Student 2: HELL YEAH!!!

by Horny kid November 14, 2016

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