Metacompression

When you can push a camel through the eye of the needle.

tommy: how the fuck is getting a camel inside the eye of the needle possible?
george: metacompression.

by alcopaul June 25, 2017

Metacarpal Scrub

Using the back of your hands to masterbate in an effort to recreate the feeling of a footjob.

Man, I've been struggling to get any lately. Or, if I find someone willing their feet are nasty. So, I've been getting by on metacarpal scrubs for the last month.

by ImFCKD December 22, 2017

Meatacian

A person who HATES fish because fish is fucking gross.

“I’ve decided to become Meatacian because fish is fucking rank and I’m against fish murder”

by Save the turtles May 5, 2019

MEFTAG

Mutually exclusive friend that’s a girl.

Hey Shalissa isn’t my girlfriend, she’s just my MEFTAG.

by MythOfAres September 17, 2020

mettacracy

Life’s innate, natural capacity for collective governance founded upon ‘universal loving kindness’ (from the Buddhist metta) Where every life is a representative, where each individual is a collaborator and where we all co-shape existence....

When every individual is governing, when all life is co-shaping and when universal love is deemed the greatest wisdom, a mettacracy will be consciously experienced.

by Sonder Life March 20, 2021

metacrastinate

Spending time on activities closely related to what you should be doing, and possibly beneficial to that task, but not actually doing what you should be, and certainly not making any progress..

The article on gruyere still isn't written, I could metacrastinate about woven yoghurt all week

by MiaLuang February 26, 2022

meetacholicausterion

bland in a bland way

that friend of yours is such a meetacholicausterion.

by soraaaaaaa. September 17, 2023