Medieval times

A time when Europe was basically Africs minus the ebola and colonialism

The medieval times sucked man

by Kimmy Il May 2, 2022

Medieval Negan

Angrily or vengefully shoving a barbwire-wrapped baseball bat up someone's ass

If that bitch doesn't give me my money, I gonna give him a Medieval Negan

by Naughty Nyala March 4, 2024

Positively Medieval

Something that is so out of line, an old saying that is a pain to hear, or an outfit that hurts to see

“My goodness, did you see her hem? Six inches deep in mud. she looked positively medieval"- Caroline Bingley, Pride & Prejudice

by cherrycolaollipop January 20, 2024

Medieval

Any Urban Dictionary definition that was written before 2012. Many definitions are from the early 2000s, which precede stuff like the iPhone, Facebook, Youtube and Instagram; basically most of the internet we know today. Just search up the definition of "douchebag" or some other overused term to see what I mean.

Why are all these definitions from 2003? That's fuckin' MEDIEVAL!

by Geert Van Schlänger July 21, 2020