Medieval times

A time when Europe was basically Africs minus the ebola and colonialism
by Kimmy Il May 02, 2022
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Medieval Diarrhea

The worst diarrhea that you can possibly have. Usually caused by food poisoning or exposure to standing water, Medieval Diarrhea is a potentially life-threatening condition that has claimed the lives of countless medieval peasants and lords alike over the centuries. Symptoms include frequent watery and/or bloody diarrhea, stabbing abdominal pains and dizziness/fainting.
Seek medical attention if you develop medieval diarrhea.
by Detroitrockcity November 20, 2024
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Medieval Negan

Angrily or vengefully shoving a barbwire-wrapped baseball bat up someone's ass
If that bitch doesn't give me my money, I gonna give him a Medieval Negan
by Naughty Nyala March 04, 2024
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