When I first saw Melissa my heart skipped a beat, after a couple of minutes of dating she let me pound her meat curtains.
by Dr. Von Dickenberger November 18, 2018
Get the Meat Curtains mug.Excessively large pussy lips that tend to be attached to a pussy thats been used extensively for mass fuckings, gang bangs, or excessively large didlo insertions that resemble curtains hanging from a window!!!
Yo that bitch last night had some meat curtains on her I could have used them as a blanket after i got done tearin that shit up!!!
by vinny125125 August 31, 2010
Get the meat curtains mug.When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.
by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010
Get the bedazzled meat curtains mug.The outer lips of the vagina. An older womans labia. The lips of a woman that's had multiple children. Old, saggy, wrinkled and hairless meat curtains.
I was with an older woman and after almost going down on her noticed she had real long meat curtains.
by Just another twisted mind. March 24, 2009
Get the Meat Curtains mug.When a female vagina lips or male uncircumsized penis skin is covered in smelly cheese(smegma) when one goes for days with out showering.
by Taco Gangsta October 27, 2010
Get the Cheesy meat curtains mug.a common deformity among females of the filthy whore variety, meat curtains refer to the extreme excess of outer vaginal skin. Often as a result of fucking anything that'll fuck you back, the outer labial get stretched to the point of no return causing the vagina to resemble an axe wound. Often these foul creatures who bear this particular self induced deformity like to decieve you into thinking that they are clean and nice by choosing cute little monikers like Valerie Hunter, Better than Botox, and female doppleganger.... This last moniker should be your clue that these are not real women but monsters that once were women and if they had as many cocks on the outside as they had on their inside, they would look like porcupines. So beware gentlemen, this is one hole that if you stick your penis in, you may never get it back.
by MissMeDont You December 02, 2010
Get the meat curtains mug.The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...
by W.A.T.III May 29, 2018
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