Lower Moreland

Lower Moreland is a small township outside of Philadelphia. Most of the kids from there think that they are hood and all of the jews believe that they are better then everyone else. The girls are stuck-up bitches who think there the shit and the guys are all wanna be hardasses. When a girl gets her period, she recieves a brand new 30,000 dollar car. I don't know about everyone else but my first car sure as hell wont be 30,000 dollars, unless i discovered a cure for AIDS. The guys think there so fuckin tough because there cars have tinted windows and they have their ears pierced and because they speed out of the parking lot blasting Lil Wayne or Meek Millz. Kids from Lower Moreland get 30 dollars for taking out the trash and feeding there dogs. The most annoying part of Lower Moreland is the invasion of Israelis coming in. They think there so cool because they smuggled all that dam Afghani Kush in from the East. If you ever see an Israeli while passing through that shithole Lower Moreland, then sock him in the face or you'll regret it the rest of your life.

Random Kid: Hey bro, can i borrow 10 cents for this bottle of water. I haven't had anything to drink in 4 days.

Lower Moreland Kid: Nah brah, i want this 10 cents so i can buy the Carter 3 CD. That shits fuckin bangin yo.

Random Kid: Man that fucking pussy must be from Lower Moreland.

by Annoyed Catholic! December 13, 2009

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Upper Moreland Middle School

A school with many problems. It is very old and pretty much poor, with old lockers and classrooms, paint chipping off the bricks and the canvas falling off the walls. Most students there are sluts, drug/alcohol abusers, and flat or fatass bitches who think they are hot. Most of these students with the help of their teachers will grow up to be prostitutes, teen moms, drug addicts, alcoholics, and in some cases, perverts. Some how this is a blue ribbon school. Also see: Upper Drugland Middle School, Upper Whoreland Middle School

Liv: hey.
Mads: hey haven't talked/seen you in a while.
Liv: yeah. what school do you go to?
Mads: upper moreland middle school.
Liv: ...i feel bad for you.
Mads: thanks....

by Salise Albstock June 17, 2009

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lower moreland high school

about 20% the highschool consists of wealthy jewish/israeli/russian kids that have a never ending supply of money and resources. the other 80% of the kids pretty much just watch the first 20% live amazing lives hoping that there own parents dont get fired by the russians that employ them. this creates enormous jealousy and envy that can be felt through out the school. ;-)

lower moreland high school

by 010 April 27, 2009

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