Maximus Karl Obesius

The guy that created HiveMind bot for Natural Selection. He likes the cock just a bit too much. A Maximus Karl Obesius gains his 'Maximus' from longs hours in front of the computer and the 'Obesius' from the fat he gets from the long hours.

Fuckin hell that guy was such a Maximus Karl Obesius, he was sooooooooo fat he would've jumped at a muffin.

by Conrad Phillips October 29, 2004

maximus_goatimus

Jedi master who puts the izzle in shizzle.

Max is a jedi when it comes the bd.

by :o January 20, 2005

Maximus Tan

They are Gay so make them jealous please

Maximus Tan is gay

by KayaBoii November 11, 2019

Maximus Rodd

A guy with the biggest and greatest penis.

Girl 1: I had sex with a guy last night who had a enormous dick.
Girl2: He must be a Maximus Rodd.

by E. Normus Scok March 31, 2021

Maximus Pancakus

The feeling of one's whole life being nothing but a very large flop, but at the same time stating this fact publicly.

Can also be a very large pancake.

"Everything i have done so far is A, Maximus Pancakus.

"Wow, what a Maximus Pancakus"

by maximus pancakus January 7, 2012

Maximus Pussinator

Is a very very Gay person who used to think he was a women and played with girl toys

I used to grow up with Maximus Pussinator

by ILikeToSuckNads August 4, 2018

maximus desperadius verillias

A man who tries too hard to attract women. He is strong and masculine and ladies like him but he always spoils the mood with his high expectations, egotism and general vulgarity.

Hey Janey, stay away from that guy, I spoke to him for like 5 mins and he hinted about sex, he's a maximus desperadius verillias!

by Steven Bell March 3, 2008