Matias Janitschek

Matias Janitschek (Assholius Erectus) is an animal native to the eastern United States, and is well known for being found wherever their is a copious amount of alcohol. Main food groups are beer, small children and promisquous human females. Very dangerous party animal, it is suggested that if you see one you immediatley call your local animal control, police department or national guard center. DO NOT attempt to capture as a matias' jaws can crush titamium. If you find yourself cornered by a matias start praying because religion is the only thing a matias fears.

Girl 1: Who is that guy drenched in beer and blood?

Girl 2: thats a Matias Janitschek!!!!!

Girl 1: Why's he covered in blood?

Girl 2: He must've mated with Christine!!! RUN!

by Turtledyke January 13, 2010

maciana

Maciana is a ship between Ariana Grande and Mac Miller. A singer/actress and a rapper in love (and soon will be married).

OMG this is as cute as Maciana!

by Nermac shipper February 11, 2018

Matias

absolute chad who should switch seats with Anni

Matias should switch seats with Anni

by ääööää October 21, 2019

Matias

hot ass emo kid that is a skater and has like the finest body ever that makes you kust want to pounce on him and do him in the pants >.<

Girl 1:Have you seen Matias?

Girl 2.You mean the hot emo skater... yeah he went that way.

by The toucher of pant areas November 1, 2008

macasswards

Something so screwed up, only a Mac engineer could have created it.

Trying to FIX any mac, is completely macasswards.

by KRR March 6, 2008

Maccas Muncher

A name for morbidly obese americans

“Stop taking up the whole bench you fucking maccas muncher”

by rhyder_scoot March 11, 2023

Peruvian mafias

A group composed of only Peruvians, who talk hella shit and like to be in the center of drama.

There goes the Peruvian mafias talking about Chris again.

by Unicornpoop5124 January 18, 2019