lanton

1. <verb>
The act of one person being so lazy that equals the amount of two people being lazy.

2. <noun>
A very lazy person whose laziness equals the amount of two lazy people.

1. "Stop lantoning and get back to work!"

2. "Don't be a lanton. Get back to work!"

by jokerman44 August 10, 2010

Lenton

Ropey undesirable area of nottingham, people live there when Radford is full.

Don't go near him, he's a right lentonite

by Tammy VIP April 1, 2003

Lyndonville

One of only two municipalities in the United States to share that name, Lyndonville is a small village in northwestern Orleans County, New York.

Lyndonville is known for its Fourth of July festivities and its apple & corn crops.

Guy 1: "What are you doing for the Fourth?"
Guy 2: "We're heading up to Lyndonville. Their fireworks are always great."

by Burgess March 30, 2008

putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

The term is used when a person has loaded a Sniper and is going to shoot someone in the head. Originally meaning to elect Lyndon B. Johnson as president.

"Hey Dickhead, don't let my ass see you putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

by IhaveHIV November 15, 2019

Lenton

someone who tries to get free drinks off of you, usually by using their sexuality

she is definitely a Lenton, dont get her a drink

by Sam Stevens May 15, 2003

lyndon love loogie

The act of anal sex between two males; Namely the Giver (Meat) and receiver (Lyndon). The giver conducts the anal enjoyment until ejaculation, whereby he lets fly into his own mouth, while the receiver holds his own buttocks open in a gaping manner. The giver then will play with the "Love Loogie" in his mouth, then slowing let the warm stringy mass leech its way into the receivers opened anus.

Meat pounded Lyndon with such ferocity that he left Lyndon’s hole gaping open and red. Underpants Gnome who was watching with such joy, said; "Give him a Lyndon Love Loogie". Meat did exactly that. He Came into his own Mouth, played with the Jizz and then let it slowly fall into Lyndon awaiting anal cavity.

Lyndon yelled out in joy of the warm mass falling slowly into his goose-pimpled body.

by E-Nigma August 30, 2008

Lyncon

A dude who's just obsessed with saying the word no, can't tie his shoes, and also has no social skills towards women

Guy 1: Hey that guys such a Lyncon
Guy 2: Oh yeah, i fully agree

by Not Luka June 24, 2022