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pointy eared leaf lover

1)Someone who cares way too much about bugs and or non sentient creatures
2)A derogatory term for elves

3)Someone who doesn’t drink beer
Driller: “Scout says he doesn’t want to drink with us.”

Engineer: “That’s because he’s a pointy eared leaf lover.”
by SirTomNorth October 10, 2022
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Certified Lover Boy

A Certified Lover Boy/CLB is a flirtatious and romantic man that unexpectedly sweeps you off your feet despite your suspicion that he has probably pulled the same moves with a number of women before you. The true test of a CLB is to over-achieve in the bedroom with some… ‘je ne sais qoui’ element to his sexual performance, all the while acting like your boyfriend and making you wonder what your future could be together. Without these qualifications he is not a certified lover boy.
“_____ is more than just one of my lover boys. He is a genuine CLB.”

“He puts the certified in certified lover boy.”
by cocaptainpancake September 10, 2021
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easy lover

A girl version of a player. She leads people on sexually but wants nothing more than to hook up. She is easy to do sexual stuff with but does it with everyone. Known for breaking guy's hearts.
Guy 1: I really like Lauren, I hooked up with her last night. I think she's into me so I'll call her later.
Guy 2: No way, I thought Lauren liked me, I hooked up with her a few days ago.
Guy 1: Oh yeah, I forgot Lauren's an easy lover, she leads guys on like that.
by onaebla June 20, 2006
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Certified Lover Girl

A girl that cares alot about their so and does anything in their power to make them happy even if they dont put as much effort
Damn Emily is a rlly certified lover girl always making dan happy
by Lovelykah January 21, 2022
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eenie-meenie-miney-mo lover

a person who chooses their love interests by playing the eenie-meenie-miney-mo game. This person is considered a player or also someone who has no concern for other people's feelings. They choose who to like by saying eenie-meenie-miney-mo. also of the title a song by sean kingston and justin bieber
Jill: i got asked to the prom by 3 guys!
Lindsey: who are you going to go with?
Jill: i don't know, i'll just choose one at random.
Lindsey: You're such an eenie-meenie-miney-mo lover!
by teenieweeniewahine March 28, 2010
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Bush Lover

1) A person who will follow our president no matter what.

2) A person with little or no common sense or logical reasoning skills; unable to draw a resonable conclusion from simple facts.
That Bush Lover still supports Bush even though he is aware that Bush lied us into war, lied about the economy, social security and prescription drug plans.
by John Young77975 April 21, 2006
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Cock Lover

Someone who partakes in a lot of blowjobs, and enjoys them immensely. A regular "cock smoker". They can't get enough of the cock.
Zeffie: Man, every day I wake up I think to myself, "Why do I love the cock so much?". And every day I answer that question by saying, "I don't know, but one thing is for sure; I won't stop. I am a pure, unadulterated Cock Lover."
by Tsgerin April 14, 2006
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