Loral

Everything worth admiring, loving, and caring for in the world.

Loral smiled.

by Dr. Mass Hour April 17, 2004

local cheater

a sexually unsatisfied housewife who puts ads in the local paper- Craigslist and other dating sites excluded- that she is dtf

I've yet to see a newspaper ad from a local cheater; all the previous ads I've seen were on dating sites and Craigslist.

by Sexydimma February 26, 2015

Your local trash can

Absolute beast gamer chad

YO YOUR LOCAL TRASH CAN QUAD AIRSHOT THAT GUY

by notdoiku May 28, 2020

local bike

A woman of ill repute.

"We call her the local bike - everyone's ridden it at one time or another."

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

goshen local schools

it smells like fish because of all of the girls/all the boys playing fortnite/teachers are trash/school is poor and is boring/everyone is either reall poor or really rich and there's no where in between/Levi Payne walking around with a Gucci belt

Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Poor kid: goshen local schools...
Person 1:Yucky!!!

by i fucked your mother June 12, 2019

Lovaloni

A Italian lover made out of Pizza that make Pepperoni babies.

Son: Dad, how is pepperoni made
Dad: Well son, an Italian man makes a Pizza and once he falls in love with that Pizza they bang really hard and then pepperoni is born and that is called Lovaloni.

by TheCountlessFox June 22, 2017

local library

A euphemism for the Internet, for use when talking openly about flagrantly committing acts that could be perceived as illegal isn't an option.

Person 1: Have you heard the new Hannah Montana record? It's hella ace!
Person 2: Nope. I'll just check it out at my local library.

by Jackson Pollack Pollack June 23, 2010