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Los Angeles 

A mostly Spanish speaking city that looks like a Mexican village anywhere outside the city's West side.
A huge, flat, ghetto.
Alvy Singer: "Los Angeles I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light."-Annie Hall (1977).
I lived in LA for my 4 year college time.
City is mostly dirty and full of homeless. Take any bus and you'll see for yourself. Or just walk in the street.
People are generally materialistic, fake. They think they're better than you if you're not a pretentious phony one like them. Not that you cant find other phonies in America, but per square mile it's more in LA.
Angelanos think they're racially diverse, but they're not. And they're racially divided.

It's not like you can strike a conversation with most easily bc e/o is so snobby and full of themselves. Humbleness and being yourself is not a trait Angelanos embody, because deep down people really are interested in what others will say all the frigging time. You cant be silly, awkward, it's "uncool", not fun, to most. Fitting into a shallowness culture is the most important thing here: Rich, famous, pretty, and/or hot are Angelinos inner values, more than in any other city.
The average one way 3 hour traffic makes you almost suicidal.
Cultural offerings in LA? Showing off a beach body at the pier. Or seeing Nila Tequila wannabes. And this comes from someone who's been to every museum here...
It also gets ridiculously warm (100++). Not enough rain.
IF YOU ARE SHALLOW, a bum, OR work in the entertainment industry, then LA will be a good city for you.
Los Angeles by carnitas_loco October 13, 2012
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los angeles 

Not a fucking city at all. Just many spread out suburbs. A place with no soul or culture. Full of punks and hoseheads of every kind. Capital of the devoid.

People drive all around LA, what does that tell you? If it was interesting they would walk more, like in New York or San Francisco.

A place that exports nothing of value, including culture, but sucks up so many resources to maintain like the dry braindead wastehole it is!!
Yo I'm coming straight outta LA, I just got this nigga spray dead in red, cuz he was wearing red.

Now imma go piss on a palm tree, sniff shit in the garage, walk round on my circle shape block, then suck some mo LA cock!! Surfs up dude!
los angeles by BOMB this desert October 2, 2004

los angeles 

Hippest city in the world.
L.A. (see above).
los angeles by R.A. March 27, 2004

Los Angeles 

a city in California, it's the best city in the U.S., people from S.D., N.Y., Ect. hate L.A.
Guy from S.D.: Los Angeles sucks
Guy from L.A.: stop hating bitch
Los Angeles by Ghost562 September 1, 2006

Los Angeles 

A City Known for its Beautiful Brown Skies, Superficial Locals and Sports teams with an Extreme Lack of Respect.
Los Angeles by Elleinad April 27, 2003

Los Angeles 

A large metropolitan area split up into a billion 100,000 population "communities"
Weather is good, but the people are rude airheads.
Hella smog, and traffic.
People there arn't too smart. Some parts are way to ghetto.
Man Los Angeles sucks, let's go upstate to the Bay Area where it's really poppin.
Los Angeles by fiveoneohboi December 27, 2007

Los Angeles 

It's a bull-shit, three-ring circus, side-show of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.

The only way to fix it, is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.
"As soon as L.A. is destroyed by a giant earthquake and is flushed into the Pacific Ocean like the terd-city it is...the better off this world will be."
Los Angeles by Joe August 15, 2004