by dontshakethejake May 25, 2012
This is a person fascinated with inserting the weights from cuckoo clocks up their cloacus because they like the way it feels.
The only thing that makes a German logger happier than entering a cuckoo clock store is exiting a cuckoo clock store.
by Uberdyke April 15, 2021
A sexual maneuver where one individual poops into another individuals butthole, usually via a short tube. The second individual then clenches their ass muscles in order to poop back into the first persons butt. This process can be repeated as many times as desired.
by xX420DaddyT69Xx November 29, 2019
A horny slut who sticks 5 cocks in each hole of her body. After being raped, this girl takes a bath in cum and gets shitted on and sticks salami up her pussy
by shutupcunters November 6, 2018
Joe says,"dude, I showed up to work wasted and slept in the break room for 2 hours before break."
Steve: "you're such a dong logger
Steve: "you're such a dong logger
by beatleeater October 3, 2010
A person who's kink is defecating in the openings of brass instruments, such as tubas, trombones, and French horns.
Being a Brass Logger, Michael was thrilled when HR announced a new community music room was being opened at his office.
by Dr. Shelly Fingerhood November 3, 2021
The act of putting your dick inside of a chicks ass and then having her liquid shit all over your dick and then shitting in her ass after words
by Moonyfluid March 26, 2023