Armchair Logger 

Someone who logs a geocache find, without having actually visited the geocache. Quite often getting a fellow geocacher to sign their name in the logbook, while they are elsewhere.

They may have found a lot of geocaches, but everyone knows they are an armchair logger.

Armchair Logger by GLOTCH November 9, 2010

one-logger 

When you gotta take a big shit, and you drop it all in one steamy log, rather than many shits. Its glorious and sought after by many cultures. Some say it's where the term "holy shit" derives from. A one-logger must be chosen by God, and cannot be artificially induced, thus banning the faux-logger.

ex 1)

Guy1: hey man, i just dropped a one-logger!
Guy2: HOLY SHIT dude no way, u snap any pics?
Guy1: OFC, wanna see?
Guy2: Ive never seen anything so glorious.. what was it like..

ex2) the tweet:
Yo twitter, i just dropped a one-logger. #YOLO

one-logger by Jacob Longfloor February 26, 2012

Siberian Logger 

A weapon made by taking a shit, freezing it, and dropping it into a sock

Person A:Yo, how did you get that black eye and broken arm!?
Person B:My mom used a Siberian Logger on me, made it herself

Siberian Logger by totally not matthew May 28, 2018

Meat logger 

A horny slut who sticks 5 cocks in each hole of her body. After being raped, this girl takes a bath in cum and gets shitted on and sticks salami up her pussy

That meat logger isnt popular in the clubs.

Meat logger by shutupcunters November 5, 2018

Mystery Logger 

A person who sinks a monster deuce in a communal toilet, but doesn't flush it or use toilet paper, leaving the Loch Ness Log for others to see.

The Mystery Logger has struck again!

Mystery Logger by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019

Kentucky Logger 

A sexual maneuver where one individual poops into another individuals butthole, usually via a short tube. The second individual then clenches their ass muscles in order to poop back into the first persons butt. This process can be repeated as many times as desired.

Me and Jason pulled a Kentucky Logger for about half an hour last night.

Kentucky Logger by xX420DaddyT69Xx November 28, 2019

German Logger 

This is a person fascinated with inserting the weights from cuckoo clocks up their cloacus because they like the way it feels.

The only thing that makes a German logger happier than entering a cuckoo clock store is exiting a cuckoo clock store.

German Logger by Uberdyke April 14, 2021