Lemonade logslide

An embarassing event that occurs when a man needs to pee and poop but the only restroom available is so nasty that pooping isn't an option. Instead, the man makes the mistake of peeing in order to get some relief, but ends up soiling his undies when the poop slips out due to the relaxing of the butt muscles.

"That gas station bathroom was so nasty that I opted just to pee, but I ended up with a lemonade logslide"

by KonkyDong September 18, 2012

twisting logs

to roll a blunt.

"twisting logs now he live with no fear, said he listens to the gods"-knowmads (the river runs deep)

by macdizzle December 23, 2012

The Lonesome Death Of Hattie Carroll

This is a great song by Bob Dylan. This song tells the tale of the killing of a 51 year old barmaid, Hattie Carroll. William Zantzinger, or Zanzinger as Dylan refers to him in his song, lived in Charles County, Maryland. He was a young wealthy tobacco farmer at the time. The main incident of the song took place in the early hours of February 9, 1963, at the white tie Spinsters' Ball at the Emerson Hotel in Baltimore, Maryland. Using a toy cane, Zantzinger drunkenly assaulted at least three of the Emerson Hotel workers: a bellboy, a waitress, and — at about 1:30 in the morning of the 9th, Hattie Carroll, a barmaid. In addition to her work at the hotel, Hattie Carroll, at 51, was the mother of eleven children and president of a black social club. Already drunk before he had reached the Emerson Hotel that night, William Zantzinger, 24 years old and 6'2", had already assaulted employees at Eager House, a prestigious Baltimore restaurant, with the same cane. This cane was a 25 cent toy. After ordering a bourbon that Carroll didn't bring immediately, Zantzinger cursed at her, called her a "nigger", then "you black son of a bitch," and struck her on the shoulder and across the head with the cane. Soon after the blow, Carroll told co-workers, "I feel deathly ill, that man has upset me so." She collapsed and was hospitalized. Hattie Carroll died eight hours after the assault. Her autopsy showed hardened arteries, an enlarged heart, and high blood pressure, and gave brain hemorrhage as the cause of death. William Zantzinger was charged with manslaughter and assault. He spent 6 months in the county jail.

The Lonesome Death Of Hattie Carroll

William Zanzinger killed poor Hattie Carroll..
With a cane that he twirled 'round his diamond ring finger.
At a Baltimore hotel, society gath'rin.
And the cops were called in, and his weapon took from him.
As they road him in custody down to the station.
And booked William Zanzinger, for first degree murder.

"Killed by a blow..
Lay Slain by a Cane.."

by Risown July 10, 2009

logisticize

To work out details or a schedule; to make a plan in detail; to finalize the logistics of an appointment, a meeting or an engagement.

There will be a big crowd at the concert, so we'd better logisticize." "Let's logisticize now, so there's no confusion later."

by Mike the Knife December 2, 2010

Lonesome Mississippi Drifters

A musical group from Mississippi that travels the country crafting country western versions of number one hit songs

Bob - "Did you hear the Lonesome Mississippi Drifters' new song? They're really expanding their repertoire!"

Steve - "Yeah, I never knew that the song My Humps was so graphic until I heard the Drifters' version!"

by Get Low October 18, 2009

logsy

"Lying on ground shitting yourself". Similar to LOL but the amount on amusement is so extreme that defecation results.

"Did you just say Nicki Webster rocks? Aaaaahaaaaaaaa!!!!! LOGSY!!!!!"

by Kevin of infinite madness fame October 6, 2003

loreson

a boy without eyebrows

Guy 1: "Oh hey its loreson"
Guy 2: "yeah he doesnt have eyebrows dude"
Guy 1: "omg lol your right "

by cockheadlolswag July 10, 2016