lobster

A dual 'Shocker'. Good for threesomes (2 girls one guy) or for streching a girl's anus and/or vagina.
"CHOPPA CHOPPA! I busted out the lobster on those two girls last night!"
by Beniworld September 06, 2006
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Lobsterized

To be sun burnt or turned red by the sun.
Shit man... i got totally "Lobsterized" at the beach today.
by Holden67 October 09, 2007
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Lobster

A fellow from another region of the world who has come to visit another area to 'Relax and Enjoy The Sun', yet has an inability to use the decent amount of sunscreen, often turning their skin into a reddish hue.
"That Lobster stayed too long in the sun"
by Lunexor July 11, 2008
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lobster

a person who says they are going to do something, but just screws them over in the end. ( lobster, lob, lobbed)
Wow, youre such a lobster
Wow, you lobbed again last night
by lobster101 November 08, 2009
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lobster

New advanced form of crabs usually emerging from the anus.
Yo man that hooker gave me lobster last nite.
by limit4 July 02, 2006
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lobster

Mexican slang used to describe an uptight girl most likely belonging to the upper class, in a posessive way. Lobsters are perfectly identical to a lobuki in every sense, except that they have already been claimed by a high-class, modern, young male - known as a mirrey or mirrrey.
Hey! Come over here, lobster.
by El Mirrrey Mayor December 09, 2011
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Lobster

A very complex and mortifying sexual act in which giant red claws are involved
I lobstered her last night, I will never experience anything like that again..
by Golfcourse Men May 18, 2010
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