a cunt, a complete and utter toss pot who ought to be shot because of his ass ragging tendancies
get the hell away from me you complete and utter lloyd
by quincy M.E (gus) August 24, 2004
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One who believes that the Annexation of Peurto Rico will indow the International Brotherhood of Electricians with Phylisophical abilities
That IBEW guy is such a Lloyd
by Cooter August 26, 2003
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he will suck all the toes, keep your children hidden and wives safe, because hes coming, and coming for thoes TOES. AHHHH YES TOESSSSS
LLoyd LLoyd Suck Toes how are you doing today?

Sucking toes like the usuall LULULULULULUULUl LMFAOOOO LMAO
by tomas t December 23, 2020
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A very generous pour of straight alcohol, typically whisky, of at least 3.5 oz
Wow. You almost filled the glass - that's a lloyd pour!
by Murf72 August 13, 2017
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The act of stealing a girl's first kiss. It is gender exclusive, and can only be done by a man who has kissed at least one girl before. It finds a new level and meaning when used to describe a "batter" that is Over .500 for taking girls first kisses divided by his total kisswork. Though aggressive and sloppy, it is still wanted which is disgusting.

Synonymous with Sneakin' a Lloyd, it is not meant to be used in a way that makes it sounds like present tense.
Dave: Yo, did you see Kenny pull another Sneak Lloyd last night?

Emilio: Couldn't unsee it if I tried, him and his chick were eating each others faces, it was a spectacle. He looked up at us once, and gave this creepy grin with a Goblin Thumbs Up.

Will: He must have the highest percentage of Sneaky Lloyds of anyone alive, what is it, 8 of the 11 girls he's kissed he's stolen their first? Unreal.

Dave: Haha Jackie's mom caught him Sneakin' a Lloyd with Maggie last week.

Emilio: Oh no, not Maggie, she's a god-damn traffic cone. 9 Sneaky Lloyds!? He IS a Sneaky Lloyd.
by Graabir Boubi April 27, 2020
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A professional footballer (and general legend) who plays for Watford FC. Can also be used as a marker for general perfection.
John:How's your cake Tim?
Tim:It's good but it's no Lloyd Doyley!
by Estuary Hornet August 8, 2011
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The main character in Tales of Symphonia. I say main because most of the story you wil be playing as him and based around him ( and colette ) but some people may disagree with that. He has twin blades and has an ass kicking devil arms.
Lloyd Irving: Lets go colette!
Colette: *falls* Whoops sorry
*A new shorcut appears*
Lloyd: I wonder whats in here...
*Big long explanation on what may be in there*
Lloyd: Right then let's go!
by T-baa December 28, 2005
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