Linguistically Inclined

Being well versed. Also, not being a complete stupid, fucking retard.

All my friends are Linguistically Inclined

by FuckAss64 December 10, 2019

linguini

Money. Cash. Dough.

I was gonna buy an iPhone but I didn't have the linguini.

by Seshie November 13, 2019

Linguine

A derogatory term for a Italians

Hey you see that linguine over there. He said pointing to the Italian man over there

by Local Satanist November 9, 2017

bow-linguistics

Gestures, finger-spells and handsigns taught to a dog in order to train 'him/her' to respond to English words as orders!

Bow-linguistics are not the end of the story: alongside the 'dogsitter' and the must-have 'chewy' or chew toy, there's 'canine-freestyling', or handling a K9 to the sounds of hip-hop music! Dogis (dog yogis!) that train your dogfriend some 'doga' and when your dog turns 13, you can throw him a 'Bark Mitzvah' party, or why don't you get a 'barkitect' to build your 'furkids' an uber-stylish doghouse --ooopsies! 'barkitecture'? 'Muttiquette' (mutt etiquette) comes handy for your 'companion animal' should you be in a public place and want to avoid unexpected behavior ; And, if you're feeling lonely go adopt a 'dogter' (she-dog daughter) and get her some kiddens (kid-replacement kittens) for company!

This must be, no...is TEOTWAWKI!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

linguistic intolerance

A symptom of bigotry in which a bigot insists that the spelling, grammar, or pronunciation of other languages, cultures, or subcultures are inferior, or simply wrong.

Some linguistically intolerant Jews and Muslims, such as the late Sheikh Ahmed Deedat complain about what they call, the J Sickness, in which most European languages substitute the letter J for the letter Y when transliterating names from ancient texts, such as:

Joel for Yael
Judah for Yehuda
Joshua for Yeheshua
Joseph for Yusuf
Jonah for Yunus
Jesus for Yesus or Yeshua
Jehovah for Yehowa or Yahweh

Since J is the letter used to produce the Y sound in most European languages, this complaint is an example of petty linguistic intolerance. Sheikh Deedat also rather amusingly blamed the "J" sickness on Jehovah's Witnesses, as if they, in the 20th century had had the power to change the way Europeans spelled names in medieval times, so it's difficult to determine whether his bigotry was against Christians in general, Jehovah's Witnesses, or Europeans. (Source: www.jamaat.net/name/name3.html)

by Downstrike October 19, 2005

linguini

when a man rams a girl in the vagina while she is laying on her stomach and her upper body is supported by a pillow.

also see on the real world new orleans:)

Mike likes to LINGUINI his bitch

by linguini king September 11, 2010

linguini dick

Linguini dick is defined as removing the clap via the penis, bludgeoned by a large rubber mallet

Large rubber mallet smashed into penis=linguini dick

by Ocaris February 28, 2014