Once for a lifetime opportunity

When the chance arises to do something illegal you've always wanted to but you unfortunately know it would likely get you a lifetime sentence in prison.

Jim: "Hey I was stopped at a pedestrian crossing and then of all people I see my boss, walking out in front of me. I could've flattened him."
Bob: "Too bad you passed up on a once for a lifetime opportunity."

by JimBobstro October 21, 2008

lifetime ban

When the doorman or owner of a nightclub forces you to leave the premises and bars you from ever returning.

I'm not allowed in that club. They gave me a lifetime ban, after I knocked out the bouncer.

by Robertino October 16, 2005

Lifetime Channel

used to refer to someone having an incurable STD such as herpes, warts or HIV/AIDS.

"Dang shawty so sexy! Too bad I heard she got the Lifetime Channel"

by niKnak74 January 25, 2010

lifetime

lifetime - the lifetime a person has lived

Colonel "Paddy" Blair Mayne (1915-1955) was a legend in his own lifetime

by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005

Lifetaker

God, also ninja in free time

<Nub> OMG I NEED ITAMZ
<LifeTaker> You die now~.~
Nub was slain by an evil force

by Dude July 20, 2003

trip of a lifetime

something twats say when coming back from an average holiday

person a: "wow man did you see those pictures on facebook from my french exchange"
person b: "no i did not"
person a: "you should look them up it was the 'trip of a lifetime'"
person b: twat

by v_k2009 October 16, 2010

Lifetime

a tv channel that should be towards pregnant women, fags, sarah singer, and sad people.

sarah singers favorite tv channel

by :) September 6, 2003