Burn and Learn

The act of smoking marijuana before going to class.

Brendan: Dude we're watching a movie tomorrow in chem, let's burn and learn!
Nick: Okay!

by deasto February 8, 2010

learning curve like a spirit level

Description of someone extremely slow to pick things up.

Jim's been losing at three-card monty for 3 hours now - damn he's got a learning curve like a spirit level!

by Iain1977 February 21, 2008

learned the clarinet at school

give a fantastic blowjob

Girl: EYYYY BOYy guess what? I learned the CLARINET at school.

Guy: Ohh gurl my bedroom is just a taxi ride away

by twotwoonebee November 3, 2012

Liana

A beautiful girl with an amazing heart. Doesn't open up to people soon but as soon as she has trust in you she will pour her heart out. A Liana will always give the very last of what she has just to make others happy. She is very trustworthy and an honest friend. If you ever have a bestfriend with the name of Liana you will never be left alone.

Anna: Liana never opens up to me I think she's a bitch.

Jon: no, she is not a bitch I've known her for many years, she just has been through so much in her life that it is so painful for her to open up so quickly.

by Majan December 28, 2011

Learnt

To "get turnt" on knowledge or under the influence of education.

Billy: Man, this weekend I'm gettin so learnt
Dylan: Dude, don't you mean turnt
Billy: No, I have to study for a big test monday

by purplepenguin627 February 22, 2015

live and learn

You live through the experience and learn the mistakes.

"Hey you wanna get drunk tonite?"

"No thanks, I did that last nite and it ended pretty badly"

"So? "
"Live and learn biotch!"

by Lilly.t June 11, 2016

is our children learning

George W Bush's speech on education. The full quote is, "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?"

Geroge W. Bush said, "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" No George, they isn't.

by Barry Manilow II March 24, 2006