A man or women who are right handed but masturbate with their left hand watching pron on the Internet because the right hand is clicking on the mouse. Usually refers to someone who is somewhat homely.
Dude look at him, he's not getting laid anytime soon, he's definitely a leftander.
Found this great site, pull a leftander all night!
Found this great site, pull a leftander all night!
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
Get the leftander mug.An anti-Twilight group formed by those of us who are sick of the constant fuss over a shiny tinkerbell reject who is too much of a pussy to drink human blood, as well as pissed by the crazed 13 year old fangirls who are under the impression that said fag is an actual vampire.
An example of a true vampire is Lestat de Lioncourt, the main character of Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles. Evil, cunning, charming, original (and not merely a pathetic example of cheesey romance) ACTUALLY sexy and not afraid to prey on humans, Lestat obviously reduces Edward Cullen to the sparkly pile of shit he is.
Summary: Team Lestat is for those of you who know that Lestat sucks blood, and Edward sucks cock. REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE.
An example of a true vampire is Lestat de Lioncourt, the main character of Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles. Evil, cunning, charming, original (and not merely a pathetic example of cheesey romance) ACTUALLY sexy and not afraid to prey on humans, Lestat obviously reduces Edward Cullen to the sparkly pile of shit he is.
Summary: Team Lestat is for those of you who know that Lestat sucks blood, and Edward sucks cock. REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE.
Group of Twitards: OMG, OMG!!! Edward is leik the BEST. VAMPIRE. EVERRRRR!!!!! He's so romantic and really hawt!! Omg, MARRY ME, EDWARD!! I'm so calling myself Mrs. Cullen from now on!! Omg, GO TEAM EDWARD!!! What team are you??!!!!!!11ONE!1??
Me: ... Team Lestat.
Twitard: OMG!! I tried reading that book CUZ I LUV VAMPIRES but it was liek so scary!!! Lestat is soo mean! He kills PEOPLE!!!! D: D: Edward is such a better vampire!!!
Me: .... *facepalm*
Me: ... Team Lestat.
Twitard: OMG!! I tried reading that book CUZ I LUV VAMPIRES but it was liek so scary!!! Lestat is soo mean! He kills PEOPLE!!!! D: D: Edward is such a better vampire!!!
Me: .... *facepalm*
by LestatOwnsCullen December 22, 2009
Get the Team Lestat mug.Being overwhelmingly lax. A situation involving several lax brahs, a great deal of lax flow, some hetero lax brah - lax brah loving, seersucker and possibly a lax battle. Something is not laxtastic unless it compels an observer to immediately go out and lax it up or grow their hair out, stop wearing shoes, and in extreme situations, only wear practice jerseys whilst rocking the wallet-on-a-lanyard backwards around the neck.
People from Long Island cannot be laxtastic.
People from Long Island cannot be laxtastic.
Lax Brah 1: Dude, didn't you go to Gark?
Lax Brah 2: Shut up man. I got into Gillman too. I just didn't want to go.
Lax Brah 1: Yeah man, I got into Park, but I'm just not, like, arty.
Lax Brah 2: Fuck you man! I was all Baltimore County! You didn't even start at Gillman!
Lax Brah 1: Bro, I would have been all county if I had played for Gark.
Observer: This is laxtastic!
Lax Brah 2: Shut up man. I got into Gillman too. I just didn't want to go.
Lax Brah 1: Yeah man, I got into Park, but I'm just not, like, arty.
Lax Brah 2: Fuck you man! I was all Baltimore County! You didn't even start at Gillman!
Lax Brah 1: Bro, I would have been all county if I had played for Gark.
Observer: This is laxtastic!
by Trix Coug April 16, 2008
Get the laxtastic mug.Lestat is the greatest vampire ever thought up and is the main character of Anne Rice's "The Vampire Chronicles." He is extremely gorgeous and EXTREMELY sexy. Sooooo sexy.
"`Listen, keep your eyes wide, ' Lestat whispered to me, his lips moving against my neck. I remember that the movement of his lips raised the hair all over my body, sent a shock of sensation through my body that was not unlike the pleasure of passion...."
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Girl 1 : Whose that girl? With the bright laugh and beautiful black hair?
Girl 2: Its Lexandria the best friend of the school!
Girl 2: Its Lexandria the best friend of the school!
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