School Gossiper: "Dude! I know you like Jessica, but don't go out with her..."
Student: "Why?"
School Gossiper: "Bro, she's a lent licker! If she licks enough lent she's probably gonna dump you for a girl!"
Student: o_o "Damn it..."
Student: "Why?"
School Gossiper: "Bro, she's a lent licker! If she licks enough lent she's probably gonna dump you for a girl!"
Student: o_o "Damn it..."
by getlittyyyyy18 September 25, 2017
Get the lent lickermug. Green shit. Your digestive system is probably working too fast and didn’t get the bile out of your dump. Or your just ate a shitton of asparagus and discoloured it.
Bob: Alright, who left a lump of Shit-lent Green in the toilet?
Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
Bob: Cut down on the asparagus, I beg you!
Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
Bob: Cut down on the asparagus, I beg you!
by E hates Q January 8, 2024
Get the Shit-lent Greenmug. Lente is awesome GIRL. lente is A pro skater. lente is seggsy, lente is best. you would want a lente in your life
(Lente has a HUGE DICK)
(Lente has a HUGE DICK)
by Some guy:))))))) January 23, 2022
Get the Lentemug. by Catdaddydrew October 27, 2025
Get the Gooner Lentmug. super hot and cool and swagg and cool and pretty and really really really funny and the best person ever
by bdhshsjsknxnxbxb August 5, 2021
Get the Lentemug.