Lenas are a phenomenon. Bad ones. Very bad ones. In the lists of misfortunes across the globe, such as 9/11, the creation of Discord, and Steve Buscemi's face, Lenas rank highly amongst them. Very highly. In fact, it is thought that the condition known as Maidenlessness, a severe malignant disease that affects 9/10 theatre kids, originated from the Lena species. Lenas would like to pretend they are in the possession of Maidens, but this is merely a side effect of their condition, possibly procured from their time in theatre. Lenas' physical form, however, is simply a vessel for an entity far beyond our comprehension. For the most part, the entity that resides within a Lena's physiology cannot be typically detected, even upon scrutinous examination, with the exception of observing their foreheads, which has been mutated in order for the being that exists within Lenas to operate comfortably. This "thing" that is within a Lena's form seems to be powered by cheese, rice crackers, and in the late autumn season, chocolate and candy. In conclusion, a Lena should be handled with the utmost caution, lest one suffer the consequences of becoming friends with them, consequences so severe that one may actually begin to be grateful for their friendship with such a person. Should this occur, it is too late, and is forced to ride along within any machinations they are pulled into by a Lena. And sometimes, those machinations aren't so bad.
-A Lena's Bestie
"OH MY GOSH, IT'S A LENA"
"RED ALERT, RED ALERT"
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the coolest member of any community, awesome person who has done nothing but good
yo man that's pretty lena of you
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Lena, a sexy girl with the most gorgeous smile. Her giggle is brilliant and with the right support could do or be anything !!! She has the sexiest body and has the best munge in the world ;). Wanna go down on her rn
Wow, look how sexy lena is

Lena is really clever but underrates herself

This is lena, she is gorgeous

Lena is really funny and unique
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One who takes pleasure in the killing of cacti.
Person 1: Who killed that cactus?
Person 2: Whoever it was, they must have been a real Lena.
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she a whole unicorn and she wish she was thicc. her best friend is unknown so hml *wink wink*.
lena is better then you period't sis.
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Lena is that bad bitch that people want to be friends with but are to afraid of to sit with at lunch
Omg Lena is so cool
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An amazing , kind and absolutely sexy person.

As a bestfriend she will always be by youre side.

She can be very crazy(funny ) thats why she will makes you happy every time you see her.
But first she is always kinda shy.
Her name means sunshine and it's true!
She's a sunshine of person!
Me: Do you know the new Girl Lena?
Guy: Yes, she's really nice!
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