Lemon

A consumer good (usually automobile or electronic) that is often secondhand and riddled with problems.

I've heard the iPhone XS was a reliable device, but I got a fucking lemon and my apps crash whenever I'm on PornHub.

by guyfawkes1105 March 19, 2019

Lemon

Sour egg laid by a citrus duck that lives in the pond by the park and will defend its offspring at all costs so don't mess it. you remember what happened to rick...

stupid citrus ducks crapping out lemons all over the front lawn!!!!!!!!

by real proffeser June 14, 2019

Lemon

Those yellow, sour things that life gives you, in order for you to make lemonade.

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"

by Chris-Chan August 31, 2015

Lemon

Lemons are a word for smut/extremely sexual content in fanfictions. There can be in almost all kinds of kinky shit, some intense and some bad.

That was one spicy lemon I just read.

Wow Castiel, I can't believe you just wrote a lemon.

by Luner101 May 16, 2018

Lemon

Describes a person who is dumb or does not think things through.

"He got a 34% on the test"
"Yea I know he's a lemon"

by Baltikdukin December 7, 2016

Lemon

Taste like vagina, taste like piss and it is yellow

"You like lemon"?
"Yes"

by Milkisstronk January 16, 2022

Lemon

A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.

(long joke ensues)
“YEAH BUT HIS LAPTOP ISNT EVEN ON”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHAHAHA... this was a lemon, guys.”

by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021