Lawn Seats 

Opposite of Rock Star Parking. Parking at the very end of the lot, or furthest from the venue.

My best friend borrowed my car. Before she took it, I had Rock Star Parking. She brought it back with a note that said "Sorry, you're parked in Lawn Seats!"

Lawn Seats by Kissingwhiskey79 April 1, 2007

Lawn Gnomin' It 

1: The act of doing nothing, or just standing there. Frequently compared to loafting or mossing.
2: The time in which one such person's wheels are turned off for a while, or just (temporarily) not working.

1; Person 1 -"So, what are you up to on this gloomy day?"

Person 2- "Maaan, nothing really. I'm just lawn gnomin' it

today."

2; Person 1- "What about that guy you were gonna go out with? What happened to him?"

Person 2- "I decided that I didn't want to. I'm kinda lawn gnomin' it for a while."

Lawn Gnomin' It by R-TardIntelligence December 9, 2010

lawn chili 

The vomit that is frequently found in the front yards, bushes, and driveways of homes close to popular bars, nightclubs, and frat houses. Most often discovered in the morning hours and weekends.

"Ah, Margaret! There's another batch of lawn chili in the front yard again! Those damn kids!"

lawn chili by ideaman December 6, 2013

lawn broccoli 

Tree debris in your yard after a hurricane.

I need to rake my yard because Hurricane Irma left lawn broccoli everywhere.

lawn broccoli by Karmalz September 13, 2017

lawn sign liberal

A person who professes support for progressive causes (including Black Lives Matter, environmentalism, reproductive rights, LGBTQ+ rights, etc.) or political candidates by placing a lawn sign in their front yard while taking no other action to support these causes/candidates which will meaningfully contribute to advance of their goals.

Person 1: "Is Bill planning to canvass for Jimmy Carter?"
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "What about sending postcards for Planned Parenthood?"
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "So, how is Bill planning to help?"
Person 2: "Well, he put a sign in his yard. I guess he's just a lawn sign liberal."

lawn sign liberal by Exhausted Campaign Staffer September 23, 2020

lawn darts

Very popular outdoor game, but dangerous. Also known as Jarts. You hold it by the fin, and toss in into the hoops to score points. In Dec. 19, 1988, they are banned, because of the deaths of 3 children and over 5000 serious injuries.

CPSC urges you to destroy or trash the lawn darts, and use the rings from the larn dart game for the replacement pieces for the ring toss game, or something similar.

lawn darts by ChoujinkiMetalder April 12, 2005

lawn nazi

A nosy or tyrannical person/neighbor who tries to control your life or other peoples property that does not belong to them. Also known as socialist.

The lawn nazis tried to tell me I couldnt paint my house purple.

lawn nazi by Haremmaster January 25, 2006