lavar ball

the best man on earth who can take all the dicks even mine because I would smash and bend him over hard . He gets all the pussy and will cum on me till I drown.

GOD.

You are lavar ball

by lavarballisgod July 13, 2017

Lanyard Party

When a group of friends gather in someone's home to whip each other's arms with a lanyard. Endless entertainment. Don't forget to make sure to stock up on frozen meats...you'll need them for the swelling.

At Mike's house we had a Lanyard Party where John took Mike's "Spongebob Squarepants" lanyard and continued to repeatedly whip Andes arm until it was red.

by Georgios October 16, 2005

lavaris

cooked gay guy...who fucked up with that best girl in the world

Guy 1: damn she fine where she goin?

Guy 2: idk but we know its not to lavaris

by DRmunk328 June 9, 2011

lazyarm

Condition experienced after a long day of jerking off in which the arm in subject is rendered useless due to overuse. There is no known cure for lazy arm.

I can't sign that because I have lazyarm from jerking off all day.

by DJAnonymous January 16, 2014

lanyarding

When you whip ,smack, snap or otherwise harass somebody with your lanyard.

Dan won't stop lanyarding Sally.

by HighSober December 27, 2015

lavarnway

Lavarnway is a name that means to be an above average douche.

-To transcend douchery
- More douche than one person can handle.

Girl: Wow that Nathaniel is being extra douchey tonight..
Guy: Yeah he can be such a Lavarnway at times.

by Devildogyut85 January 18, 2016

lavaranee

Lavaranee is a very beautiful black young lady who is not afraid of anything. She is intelligent funny and hardworking.She is a very good friend who gives excellent advice and always ready to lend a helping hand. She might appear quite shy but once you get to know her she's a completely different person. She makes a good wife/girlfriend and men can't resist. She is a pro in bed and can call off and do all the positions.She does not listen to the haters she does her. Get you a Lavaranee ^^

Angel:wow she's so independent and beautiful she must be a Lavaranee.

Adrian: that chick is badass there goes Lavaranee.

by Thatchick5566 May 22, 2018