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Laundry Fuck

A person who leaves their clothes unattended in the dryers or washers. This person usually forgets about their clothes and often leaves them for an extended period of time after their clothes have finished in the unit. This usually takes place in laundry facilities on college campuses. Also, no one wants to take that persons clothes out of said machines.
These laundry fucks totally made me have to wait an extra 40 minutes just for an open dryer!
Laundry Fuck by Leubert McCracken September 25, 2010

Laundry detergent 

Another name for coke, cocaine,etc.
Yo, Steve can you get me sum of that Laundry Detergent?
Laundry detergent by R4G1NGERM4N November 13, 2011

Laundry fucked 

when you let your clothes pile up in the hamper until you have none to wear.
Ralph:"Jawn came to work looking really shitty in a blue shirt and green tie."

Greg:"He probably got Laundry Fucked. It happens all the time."

Laundry fucked by JAWNRALPH January 10, 2009

laundry room

Noun - A state of being under the influence of one's favorite drug. Taken from the Nirvana song 'Sappy' which has a chorus of "You're in a laundry room" over and over. Despite the song's meaning having nothing to do with the slang definition, the term was coined under the influence of a good deal of acid.
"Yo, you trippin' man?"
"Yeah, I'm in a laundry room"

"Hey, where's Jeff the junkie?"
"Don't even bother, he's in a laundry room right now."
laundry room by RedKennedy April 3, 2009

Laundry Basket

A large white woman who typically communicates through sexting.
Yo I hit up my laundry basket for pics the other day and she said she wanted to meet up. Fuck that.
Laundry Basket by jrobdrifter March 24, 2017

laundry terrorist 

a scary man who forces one to do laundry and to wash his towel.
Bridget, I cannot go out tonight. The laundry terrorist is forcing me to go to the laundromat and do my laundry and wash his towel.
laundry terrorist by Nards March 12, 2003