Landshrimp

Noun.

1. Another name for an inexperienced person, a newb.

2. A person with no impressive talents, a failure.

You were kind of a landshrimp last night, learn how to shoot your vodka.

I saw some landshrimp wearing socks with his sandals. Horf.

by EssDizz December 18, 2009

Landsberger Exit

When one asks a Landsberger to regale you with a tale and you exit the conversation before they can begin.

Thank goodness we were able to Landsberger Exit the conversation.

by Ban Derk May 21, 2018

Langst Family

The sweetest most kind family in the entire world. The only part of the Voltron fandom worth anything. Headed by a bunch of langst blogs including: Lovelylangst, why-not-langst-haha-kill-me, Langsty-mc-langstyface , legendarylangst.

The family is the oblivious to things that are mean and bad, their only rules for joining are to 'like langst' and 'be nice to others.'

Me: dude have you read the new langst story??

My friend: Yeah, of course, it was posted by a member of the langst family!

by yamaGAYchi_Tadashi August 4, 2018

anal landscaper

the act of being a complete homo, or a word used to increase your chances of hurting someone when cussing them out

god, that jalin kid is such an anal landscaper. Who the hell flirts with their football coaches?

by napoleonniggermuffin April 26, 2010

Changing lanes without signaling

It's when a man goes from the vagina to the anus in one quick motion without warning his partner.

I was changing lanes without signaling on Renee in the shower and she went deaf for a minute.

by intelinside August 5, 2010

Langston

A big dick nigga who will steal your bitch at any given moment
Do not fuck with this nigga or his squad will be at your house than the police when you look up child porn

Langston fucked me up because I was talking shit

That's what you get for talking to his hoe

by teachmychildren May 14, 2015

Dirty Landscaper

When a woman puts her legs behind her head and a man jumps and tries to land with his penis in the vagina.

Matt was a good man but he missed the Dirty Landscaper.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009