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lank

To humiliate or prank someone, often by inciting confusion on them. Usually used in video games, but can be applied into real life.

If someone is trash talking, you can make them shut up by confusing them or gaslighting them.
That guy was so lost, I totally lanked him!
by themastermind12 June 29, 2023
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Lanks

Low cards in Texas hold 'em or any other card game.
Damn man! I got the lanks!
Shiet dawg, what have you got?
Fucking 2-7 man!
by Texas Fold 'em April 10, 2017
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Lank

Any action made possible by the length of one's appendages.
I just lanked that light bulb into the light. You were too short.
by PieMan3259 May 29, 2018
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lankness

19th century slang for laxity or flabbiness
On September 26, 1854, While serving as US consul in England, American novelist Nathaniel Hawthorne wrote in what would be published as his English Notebooks (1857) these undiplomatic remarks about local women: “The British Scientific Association now in session here, many distinguished strangers were present. What chiefly struck me, however, was the lack of beauty in the women, and the horrible lankness of not a few of them….Who would not abhor such a wife? I really pitied the respectable elderly gentlemen whom I saw walking about with such atrocities hanging on their arms-the grim, red-faced monsters! Surely a man would be justified in … taking a sharp knife and cutting away their mountainous flesh, until he had brought them into reasonable shape, as a sculptor seeks for the beautiful form in a woman in a shapeless block of marble. The husband must feel that something alien has grown over and encrusted the slender creature whom he married, and he is horribly wronged by having all this flabby flesh imposed upon him as his wife.”
by BOMS October 10, 2007
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wank-a-lank

When something is very very bad, or wank.
Ben: Ah mate, i well have to work sunday.

Biz: Thats fucking wank-a-lank mate.
by BizBiz December 19, 2006
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lank god

Someone who is really skinny and or lengthy in every way shape and form. They can be classified as So lengthy that they even look malformed and awkward in appearance.
Kevin Durant is a straight up lank god!

Bol Bol be looking like a lank god.

After she slept with Evan last night she claimed she was sore because he was a lank god.
by Nateg123 November 28, 2017
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LANK

The other team was talking shit before game

We gotta LANK
by anonymous February 22, 2025
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