lambers

A pussy eating lesbian hoe normally goes for black pussy

I hooked up with a lambers

by d@s@v@ge May 3, 2017

Lambert

Defined by the actions of former American Idol contestant Adam Lambert onstage, in which he grasped a dancer by the back of the head. He then proceeded to shove the dancer's face into his groin, and thrust his hips vigorously.

The action of thrusting one's hips into someone's face is now known as a "Lambert".

Man, that girl's a butterface! It's a good thing I don't have to look at it when I lambert her.

by Bathtub Buccaneer November 23, 2009

Lambert

the sheepish lion, jeez, dont you people watch cartoons?
Lambert was a lion raised by a sheep mommy and the rest of the herd of sheep.
and no he did not eat them.

Lambert is so fuckin cute, he saved his sheep mommy from danger!

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

Lamberto

Pretty dumb to be honest. the average lamberto has an IQ similar to a block of grapes

person 1: damn is that Lamberto
person 2: hes pretty dumb tbh

by Ella = dumb May 23, 2022

nathan lambert

a man with very bad luck, he dropped the lemon multiple times but doesn’t want to admit it
also needs to dye his hair pink

“why did that guy just get a lemon thrown at him?”
“must be nathan lambert”

by mollieh March 13, 2020

lambertville high school

An old High School in Lambertville, NJ. Popular weird NJ site. Erected in the 1800's, it burned down twice but a large part of the building is still standing and stable.
A lot of kids go there to explore, fight, or smoke marijuana.
Area is sometimes patrolled by cops.

Bri: Let's go to Lambertville High School and smoke a blunt.
Jess: Good idea! There will probably be other kids smoking marijuana also and we can match up

by Jexxxica September 5, 2008

Lambert

N. A term for a grown man who calls in sick to work at least twice a week with lame excuses

Joe called in sick today again! His uncles cousin has hemhoroids and he needs to go pull them off
What a Lambert!

by Hags64 April 24, 2014