lain

The omniprescence in Wired.

Who is Lain?

by JiaXue October 31, 2003

Lakin' it

The act of massively overcompensating for any and all deficiencies or short-comings in one's life.

Nate: Why are there fake testicles hanging from the back end of that man's small Toyota pick-up?

Josh: Dude, he's totally lakin' it.

by clndstn June 27, 2008

Laintime

To Laintime is to overcome the odds and maintain the terrifying persona of a zombie. The act of Laintiming is to utterly crush any and all opposition, with an absolute degree of style. Typically, this results with the defeated person(s) rerolling a warrior. In the case that they already are a warrior, they pick up engineering and buy lots of health potions. The name is taken from a famous undead Warrior in the World of Warcraft. Also, you must perform superbly while listening to Papa Roach and Sum 41.

I totally Laintimed those two Paladins! They'll probably log after trying (unsucessfully) to repair their broken e-peen

by ForGoodOrForAwesome October 20, 2008

Lainey

1) An uncommon hero.
2) A broken condom.
3) A terrific actress.
4) Can be normal without being dull and weird without being a freak.
5) Girl who's great in bed.

1) You wouldn't guess it, but she's a Lainey to me.
2) Dude, you freaking had a Lainey!
3) Sarah: Oh my Gosh, she's so great on stage!
Shaquifa: Yes, She's almost a Lainey.
4) Why can't everyone be Lainey?
5) Bob: "You fucked that chick?"
David: "YEAH! And, dude, she was a freaking LAINEY!"

by PaigeUnperfect June 30, 2008

Lakin Hospital

The Lakin Hospital is located on Route 62, just a few minutes out of town from Point Pleasant, WV. It was built circa 1924, and was used as an insane asylum, a school, and a home for colored boys. It was closed down in 1956, but I believe it was used as office space until about 1970. It is now a delapidated ruin, sitting in the middle of an open field. It is said that many horrible things went on inside of these walls, ie. lobotomies and such. It is said that the black boys housed here were abused in every way imaginable. This place is one of the most well-known haunted places in the area, and many of the locals and even out of towners visit it on a regular basis. It is a spooky building in the daytime, but at night it is down right scary. Voices and cold spots are common place in stories from those who dare to venture inside. The Mothman, another local legend, is said to have been sighted nearby in the TNT area of Point Pleasant, but that's another story. All in all, this is one spooky part of West Virginia.

I went to the Lakin Hospital and was so scared I urinated in my pants.

by DD Dawg November 10, 2008

lalana

The best girl out there, shes defenetly hot asf and has all the girls and boys lined up to date her. Anyone is lucky to be her friend and VERY lucky if you ever got to date her. She is always there to talk and the best at comebacks and roasts. If you need someone to go to for advice its defentely a lalana.

Boy: omg whos that hottie over there
Girl: Oh thats lalana im so jealous shes so pretty
Boy: yup shes defentely got the genes

by bbfjasbfkj.bsh.vs afnmv fnx January 25, 2022

osama bin ladin

Saudi billionnaire living in Afghanistan (suspected of masterminding the terrorists bombings of two American embassies in Africa in 1998, and the crashing of hijacked planes into the Pentagon and the Twin Towers (WTC) in the USA in 2001, causing thousands of deaths, and the destruction of the famous skyscrapers). Hated most by Americans.

Note: "bin" in Arabic means "son of", so his name means "Osama the son of Laden".

America will kick Osama bin Laden's ass.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003