Latvian Ninja

This is a sex act performed usually by the man, who will get into doggy style but instead of going straight in, he does a front flip into the woman’s cave. When she turns around to see what the bang was, the man grabs multiple tiny double-shot vodka bottles and flings them at the woman like ninja stars.

You ever heard of the Latvian Ninja? Well tonight darling, you’ll find out.

Latvian Ninja by Jizzy Gerald January 5, 2026

latvian keyboard

Semi-mythical erotic game format originating from internet storytelling, in which a Latvian woman invites a male partner to consensually explore “every kink” in a randomized alphabetical order. The order of activities is determined by letters generated when her buttocks depress keys on a computer keyboard while being physically supported above it by the partner, typically during mutual kissing.

Yo twin, we gonna latvian keyboard tn right?

latvian keyboard by EdNBD January 31, 2026

Latvian Leg Press

Verb/Action - Requires 2 people and insane fucking feet muscles. To grip a woman/man with your feet, while sitting down, and proceeding to move them up and down on your erect penis until a hard fucking orgasm.

Dude, I’m so horny, I could do a Latvian leg press!

Latvian Leg Press by gv_86 February 7, 2026

the latvian curse 

Got you there you fat Latvian shit ahahah better luck next time-Maxime

a Latvian curse is when you trick your friend into searching something up in urban dictionary

Tomass is dumb and fell to the Latvian curse

the latvian curse by Carmen6969 October 27, 2020

Drunken Latvian

When a stranger is dumping their trauma too early in the interaction when you have absolutely no interest whatsoever

Hey man, how's it going? Yeah i'm okay but girls are b****** and they ruin everything in your life and I've drunk 17 beers and now I'm on a Captain Morgan and - *at this point you stop listening*

Oh my god, I just had to deal with a drunken Latvian

Drunken Latvian by Mallampati October 13, 2025

The 2 Latvian Rule

Moment when there's 2 or more Latvians in a English spoken conversation, the language tends to shift to Latvian.

"Hey, I was talking to that Latvian girl, then another one joined and they just started talking in Latvian."
"The 2 Latvian Rule is real bro."

The 2 Latvian Rule by PrprKrprTis November 12, 2025

The 2 Latvian Rule

Moment when there's 2 or more Latvians in a English spoken conversation and the language shifts to Latvian.

"Hey, I was talking to that Latvian girl, then another one joined and they just started talking in Latvian."
"The 2 Latvian Rule is real bro."

The 2 Latvian Rule by PrprKrprTis November 12, 2025